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If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
How come nobody at the kings table laughed when he f**...?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
Joke for chemistry nerds ;)
Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:
-We don't serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn't react.
Helium walks into a bar
The bartender says "we don't serve noble gases here, get out!"
He doesn't react.
What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?
An innertube.
A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases
It was a new, clear reaction.
Noble Gases
Argon walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender turns to him and says "We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react..
Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers.
They never react.
What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?
The noble gases because they don't react
Argon walks into a bar
The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.
What are the loneliest elements?
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens f**...?
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
Where are all the noble gases?
They argon
My mum says I don't know anything about colourless gases.
But ammonia little boy.
Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve inert gases."
Argon didn't react.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
How does h**... make soda?
Gases the juice
TIL that one of the problems in spaceflight is "outgassing", which is the release of extra gases from fuel tanks and affects the craft's trajectory, etc.
TIL I am a spaceship.
What do Noble gases and I have in common?
I cant attract anything either
What happened when the king f**...?
Nothing, noble gases don't cause reactions
Israel and Palestine cooperatively mixed liquids and gases in a test tube today
They were trying out a two state solution
Why are noble gases the worst audience members for a comedic performance?
They don't react.
Why does noone laugh when Queen Elizabeth farts?
Coz noble gases have no reactions.
What do you call someone who takes pictures of gases as they're released?
A fartographer
Why don't people react to the Queen's farts?
Because they're noble gases.
What did the inert gases do when they discovered they were mono-atomic?
They won a noble prize
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a cocktail.
The bartender replies, "we don't serve noble gases."
Helium does not react.
Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases."
He doesn't react.
Walks into a bar chemistry jokes
Silver walks into a bar
He sees gold in the distance and yell's,
AU! Get outa here!
Helium walks into a bar
The bartender says,
Sorry we don't serve noble gases here
Helium doesn't react
because when the king f**... no one laughed?
because noble gases do not cause a reaction
Why did no one in the King's court laugh when the king f**...?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction
I would tell you a joke about noble gases
But all the good jokes argon
I'd tell you a joke about inert gases...
...but I don't think it'll get much of a reaction.
Helium walks into a bar
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender turns around and says: "We don't serve noble gases."
Helium does not react.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened
Noble gases should have no reaction
What happens when the Queen farts?
Nothing.
As noble gases do not react.
Helium walks into a bar
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **o**...**
Why did the round table knights ignore the king's f**...?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
Granny goes to the doctor.
She tells the doctor:
Look I have a big problem.
I have so SO much gas, thankfully it is not loud or smelly, but I need something about it.
Doctor said: Ok ask the pharmacist for this medication, take 1 pill each morning and come back in a week.
So the granny goes in a week later and says: What is going on, everything is all the same but now the gases are extremely smelly, what did you do?
So the doctor take a camera device and checks her nostrils inside and says: Ok now that the nostrils are no longer blocked, let's see about the ears.
