The Best 10 Gas Prices Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Gas Prices jokes. There are some gas prices bowel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gas prices affordable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Gas Prices Jokes and Puns
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for...
Coronavirus for president!
What goes up must come down. But what doesn't?
Gas prices
Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?
It just makes cents.
What's Harvey Price's favourite gas?
Carbon Mongoxide
What's a pirate's favorite gas station?
ARRRR co!
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
ARRRR by's!
What's a pirate's favorite warehouse store?
Costco.
You can't beat those prices.
Gas prices are getting lower every day. Everybody is saying we should thank Trump and the Saudi's
But we should really be thanking Kashoggi
Wow! I got gas before prices went up!
I'm so pumped!
Canada's Gas prices...
They fell as fast as Greece's GDP.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gas prices flatulence jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working gas prices handrails piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.