Gas Leak Jokes
5 gas leak jokes and hilarious gas leak puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gas leak that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Gas Leak Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good gas leak joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Three old men are lounging in chairs on the beach in the French Riviera.
One of them says, "I had a business but it burned to the ground. With the insurance money I was able to retire here."
Another said, "Well that's a coincidence. I had a business that had a gas leak and blew up and the insurance money allowed me to retire here."
The third guy said, "You're not gonna believe this but I had a business and it was destroyed by a flood and I was able to retire here with the insurance settlement."
After a pause, the first guy asked the third guy, "So who do you call to arrange a flood?"
My dad was literally trying to kill me when he brought me my first car.
It had all sort of problems gas leak, worn tires but mostly it was cheap so that he could use the rest of his money to put a hit on me.
I was filling up my car and fuel leaked onto the ground in the shape of "HA."
Guess someone knew I needed some laughing gas.
A technician is called to inspect q gas leak at an anesthesiologist's office
Upon arrival, he said: "Huh, this smells like chlorofor".
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Why are Jews afraid of gas leaks?
Because it costs money
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