Gas Giant Jokes
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Gas Giant Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Why does Jupiter have farts?
Because it's a gas giant.
Courtesy of my 6 year old.
Bonus: Uranus made jupiter.
Why are gas giants always so happy?
Because they're so Jovial.
A man sat down to talk with his wife
Man: Honey, just so you know, you remind me of Venus
Wife: Aw, that is so sweet! Thank you babe!
Man: No, sorry, I was calling you a gas giant
My Sun is a Gas Giant.
My Sol just keeps getting hotter and hotter under the collar.
LPT - While stargazing on a romantic evening, never say this to your wife:
Uranus is a gas giant.
On a manned mission to a gas giant, what would be the most important thing to say?
"Excuse me".
Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants?
Uranus contains more methane.
A little known fact about Uranus...
...it's a gas giant.
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