Gas Cap Jokes
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Yugo Humor
Guy walks into a parts store and says, "I'd like a new gas cap for my Yugo". Guy at the counter says, "OK, that sounds like a fair trade".
>Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds?
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>A: Push it off a cliff.
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>Q: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
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>A: To keep your hands warm.
A person walks into an auto shop and says
I'd like a gas cap for my KIA.
The car mechanic thinks for a few moments says, OK, that seems like a fair trade.
I went into the Auto Parts store
I said:
"I want a new gas cap for my AMC Gremlin."
The owner said:
"Sounds like a fair trade."
I have just one question for my car's gas cap…
Whose side are you on?
A guy walks into a car part store...
He says to the man behind the counter, "I need a gas cap for a Geo Metro."
The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and then says, "I think that's a fair trade."
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