The Best 14 Gary Oldman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gary Oldman jokes. There are some gary oldman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gary oldman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gary Oldman Jokes and Puns

LPT: When Googling Gary Oldman always make sure to include the 'R'

I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.

He was dead Sirius.

When googling Gary Oldman, be very careful....

....I forgot the 'r' and went down a rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for.

I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google.

I forgot the R

What's the most important thing when googling Gary Oldman images?

- The 'r'...


Steven Spielberg's Next Movie

Steven Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about famous composers. He puts out a casting call.

Tom Hulce walks in first and says, "I played Mozart in Amadeus, and would love to play him again."

Next, Gary Oldman calls. "I was Beethoven in Immortal Beloved, so I already have experience playing the part."

Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him, and states, "I'll be Bach."

I googled Gary Oldman for some info, I was met with some heavily graphic images

My bad, I forgot the 'r'.

Steven Spielberg wants to make a movie about famous composers, so he puts out a casting call.

Gary Oldman walks in first and says, "I played Beethoven in *Immortal Beloved*, so I already have experience playing the part."

Tom Hulce calls in next, "I was Mozart in *Amadeus*, and would love to play him again.

Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him and says, "I'll be Bach."

I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r'

It was the longest 3 hours of my life.

What did Gary Numan want to be when he grew up?

Gary Oldman

Was doing an image search for Gary Oldman

Accidentally forgot the R. Results were hairy.

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I once tried looking for images of Gary Oldman on Google

I had quite a shock when I realised I had forgotten the 'r' in Gary

I googled Gary Oldman

I forgot the r

Did you know Gary Oldman missed out on being the voice of iPhone because his vocal tone was too intense?

He took the role too Siriusly.

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