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He was dead Sirius.
....I forgot the 'r' and went down a rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for.
I forgot the R
- The 'r'...
Steven Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about famous composers. He puts out a casting call.
Tom Hulce walks in first and says, "I played Mozart in Amadeus, and would love to play him again."
Next, Gary Oldman calls. "I was Beethoven in Immortal Beloved, so I already have experience playing the part."
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him, and states, "I'll be Bach."
My bad, I forgot the 'r'.
Gary Oldman walks in first and says, "I played Beethoven in *Immortal Beloved*, so I already have experience playing the part."
Tom Hulce calls in next, "I was Mozart in *Amadeus*, and would love to play him again.
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him and says, "I'll be Bach."
It was the longest 3 hours of my life.
Gary Oldman
Accidentally forgot the R. Results were hairy.
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I had quite a shock when I realised I had forgotten the 'r' in Gary
I forgot the r
He took the role too Siriusly.
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