Gary Jokes

Funniest Gary Short Jokes

Short gary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gary humour may include short dorm jokes also.

1. A wife was dying. A wife was dying. She called her husband and said, "Gary, I've been unfaithful."
   Gary answered, "I know. That's why I poisoned you."
2. BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you is an owl?
   ME: Who?
   *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180°*
3. I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and found out I have Gary Busey
4. I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies. He was dead Sirius.
5. As a family we couldn't decide whether to have grandma buried or cremated So in the end, we let her live.
   (Gary Delaney)
6. When googling Gary Oldman, be very careful.... ....I forgot the 'r' and went down a rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for.
7. Third party US presidential candidate Gary Johnson just delivered a crushing blow to the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigns By keeping his mouth shut.
8. The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise. I shouted 'Stop!' but if anything that made it worse.
   (Gary Delaney)
9. I still think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn't in the remake of The Italian Job. Joke from Gary Delaney's standup
10. Which side of a glass of water does Gary Larson drink from? Neither! He ordered a cheeseburger!

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Gary One Liners

Which gary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gary? I can suggest the ones about jimmy and beads.

1. LPT: When Googling Gary Oldman always make sure to include the 'R'
2. The r in Gary Oldman … Is the most critical letter in the history of Google searches.
3. What's the most important thing when googling Gary Oldman images? - The 'r'...
4. I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target. tldr, I'm covering for Gary this weekend.
5. Mom: Gary, am I a bad parent? Son: My name is Dave...
6. The R saved his life... his name was, Gary Pedro Crock.
7. Yo Mama so OLD She met Gary Oldman when he was Gary Numan.
   \-MPL
8. The optometrist told me I had Gary Larson disease I'm farsided
9. I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r' It was the longest 3 hours of my life.
10. What did Gary Numan want to be when he grew up? Gary Oldman
11. Was doing an image search for Gary Oldman Accidentally forgot the R. Results were hairy.
12. I see that Gary Moore didn't get any upvotes. He's Still Got the Blues.
13. Why did Gary Larson cross the road? ... to get to the far side.
14. What do you call Pokemon sing alongs? Gary-oake.
15. Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!

Gary Oldman Jokes

Here is a list of funny gary oldman jokes and even better gary oldman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once tried looking for images of Gary Oldman on Google I had quite a shock when I realised I had forgotten the 'r' in Gary
• Did you know Gary Oldman missed out on being the voice of iPhone because his vocal tone was too intense? He took the role too Siriusly.

Gary Glitter Jokes

Here is a list of funny gary glitter jokes and even better gary glitter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Buzz from Toy Story? Only one of them goes limp when a child walks in a room.
• What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
• What was Gary Glitter favourite type of cheese? Baby bell
• Why did Gary Glitter never play major chords on his guitar? Because he exclusively fingered minors.

Howlingly Hilarious Gary Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

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