The Best 10 Garry Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Garry jokes. There are some garry edges jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garry yum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Garry Jokes and Puns

I was having dinner ..

.. .. with Garry Kasporov

and on the table was a checkered tablecloth.


It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion)

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

I had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with a checked tablecloth...

I asked him to pass the salt, & it took 3 1/2 hours

Garry joke, I had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with a checked tablecloth...

Garry Glitter gave me my first guitar lesson the other day

He showed me how to finger A minor

I once had dinner with world chess champion Garry Kasporov...

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.


I asked my friends to set me up with a guy in uniform

Garry from Walmart wasn't quite what I had in mind...

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Garry joke, What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Did you know Garry works at The World Health Organization?

WHO?

Garry Shandling's perfect suicide note

"I'm not mad at anyone. This is just something I wanted to do for myself".

Did you hear the one about Garry Kasperov's biggest fan?

Oh! that old chess nut.

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