Garnish Jokes
4 garnish jokes and hilarious garnish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garnish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Garnish Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
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Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?"
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]
If a parsley farmer is sued...
can they garnish his wages?
A guy I work with was fired for stealing parsley..
They didn't fire him exactly, but they did garnish his wages.
An IRS agent walks into a s**... club.
An IRS agent walks into a s**... club.
After settling down near the stage with his drink, he pulls out a bunch of parsley and tries to stuff a few sprigs into the dancer's garter.
The dancer yells at him, "What the h**... are you doing?!?"
The agent responds, "I'm here to garnish your wages."
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