The Best 6 Garnish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garnish jokes. There are some garnish marinade jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garnish sprinkle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Garnish Jokes and Puns

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?"
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".

[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]

If a parsley farmer is sued...

can they garnish his wages?

A guy I work with was fired for stealing parsley..

They didn't fire him exactly, but they did garnish his wages.

An IRS agent walks into a strip club.

An IRS agent walks into a strip club.

After settling down near the stage with his drink, he pulls out a bunch of parsley and tries to stuff a few sprigs into the dancer's garter.

The dancer yells at him, "What the hell are you doing?!?"

The agent responds, "I'm here to garnish your wages."

I've invented a cocktail: ลปubrรณwka vodka, beet juice, and a dill pickle garnish.

It's called a Polish Death Camp.


My uncle works on a parsley farm and is constantly late to work.

Is it legal for them to garnish his wages?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the garnish crops jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working garnish sued piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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