garner Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious garner puns

Watching "13 Going On 30." I'm at the part where Jennifer Garner is hosting a sleepover for the neighbor girl and her friends. She's quoting "Love is a Battlefield" and it's got me thinking

since when do I watch the E channel and where is that fucking remote.


My wife likes to use the fact that she gave birth to our 3 children to garner sympathy points...

I tell her that they came out of me before they came out of her.


Eric Garner tried stand up comedy...

But he choked on stage.


My husband's joke reply to me sharing the buttcheeks joke

Him: I can't believe they aren't together after all that crap.

Me: Who?

Him: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck


Unlike Eric Garner...

I live for out of state cigarettes.


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Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Garner? Well, here are the best Garner dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Garner pick up lines to share with friends.


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