Garment Jokes
10 garment jokes and hilarious garment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Garment Jokes to Share with Friends
What is a good garment joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A girl walks in to the dry cleaners
A girl walks in to the dry cleaners and places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress".
The clerk was somewhat preoccupied and didn't quite catch what she said, so he asked "Come again?".
"No. This time it's mayonnaise"
Did you hear about the b**... at the garment factory?
Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.
Did you hear about the e**... in a garment factory
Apparently there were over a hundred casual tees
A clothing buyer is walking down the street in the Garment District one day...
...when she's approached by a f**.... The guy whips open his raincoat to expose his total nakedness. After the lady studied what was presented to her for a bit she looked up at the guy and asked, "You call that a lining"?
What did one under garment say to the other?
What's up bra
A woman went to the dry-cleaners...
...to pick up a dress she'd had laundered.
The man behind the counter hands over her garment and just as she's about to leave he says "come again".
With that the woman turns round and says "no, it was just toothpaste this time".
Out of all garments
Underpants definitely got the s**... job.
Sweaters aren't the only garment named after a g**... b**... function...
There's wind breakers, too
What is a northern English comedian's favourite garment?
Jerkin!
What is the Prince of Thieves' favorite garment?
A Robin Hoody
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