The Best 9 Garment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garment jokes. There are some garment tunic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garment garb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Garment Jokes and Puns

A girl walks in to the dry cleaners

A girl walks in to the dry cleaners and places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress".

The clerk was somewhat preoccupied and didn't quite catch what she said, so he asked "Come again?".

"No. This time it's mayonnaise"

Did you hear about the bombing at the garment factory?

Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.

Did you hear about the explosion in a garment factory

Apparently there were over a hundred casual tees

Garment joke, Did you hear about the explosion in a garment factory

What did one under garment say to the other?

What's up bra

Out of all garments

Underpants definitely got the shittiest job.


A woman went to the dry-cleaners...

...to pick up a dress she'd had laundered.

The man behind the counter hands over her garment and just as she's about to leave he says "come again".

With that the woman turns round and says "no, it was just toothpaste this time".

What is a northern English comedian's favourite garment?

Jerkin!

Garment joke, What is a northern English comedian's favourite garment?

Sweaters aren't the only garment named after a gross bodily function...

There's wind breakers, too

What is the Prince of Thieves' favorite garment?

A Robin Hoody

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the garment dress jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working garment shirt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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