Garment Jokes
10 garment jokes and hilarious garment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good garment joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A girl walks in to the dry cleaners
A girl walks in to the dry cleaners and places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress".
The clerk was somewhat preoccupied and didn't quite catch what she said, so he asked "Come again?".
"No. This time it's mayonnaise"
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Did you hear about the b**... at the garment factory?
Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.
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A clothing buyer is walking down the street in the Garment District one day...
...when she's approached by a f**.... The guy whips open his raincoat to expose his total nakedness. After the lady studied what was presented to her for a bit she looked up at the guy and asked, "You call that a lining"?
What did one under garment say to the other?
What's up bra
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Out of all garments
Underpants definitely got the s**... job.
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Sweaters aren't the only garment named after a g**... b**... function...
There's wind breakers, too
What is a northern English comedian's favourite garment?
Jerkin!
What is the Prince of Thieves' favorite garment?
A Robin Hoody
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True story but potential to be a joke (my friends experience this morning on the train)
Woman jumps on the train this morning with a veil type hood covering her hair and her face where you see nothing but the eyes (I dont know religious garments but didn't really look like a religious garment to me). When she gets on, the guy next to her leans over and calmly whispers "You know we live in Australia right? Why do you Islams continue to dress like that?"
Lady just looks at him wierd, rips off her head gear and says "You know we live in Melbourne right...I'm not Muslim, I'm cold, you f***** idiot" then walks off.
What's Kevin Durant's go-to garment?
A choker.
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