Following is our collection of funny Garlic jokes. There are some garlic ciabatta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Garlic bred
A neighbor: "It's not a secret."
The first guy pops a breath mint for his date so his breath smells good. Then the second guy starts chewing some gum so his breath smells good. Then the last guy starts eating onions and garlic. The others say "Don't you want to have nice smelling breath for your date?"
"Nah" he says, "The lips I'm kissing tonight already stink."
Because Cumin, Parsley, Basil and Garlic were rejected...
So far, I've lost 6 pounds and most of my friends.
Apparently it was in poor taste.
You don't lose weight, but people do look thinner from a distance.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
So I told it, "You'll never amount to anything!"
This particular monk could only eat garlic for his religious diet, which made him EXTREMELY weak, and also gave him bad breath. Also, like most other monks he wore no shoes, which gave him many callouses.
This made him a "super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis."
super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis
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This monk wore no shoes, so his feet became really, really, tough. He also ate a diet consisting of only garlic, which made him weak and gave him bad breath.
This made him a *super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis*
Because it had no cloves left.
I don't know, it was countless
Lettuce, Garlic, Bacon, Tomato, Quesadilla
Forgetting to grab your shopping bag at the grocery store counter.......spiceless.
(The most common first comment I see for every joke is "repost". I just made this one up. If someone came up with the same punchline before, guess what, it's a coincidence. Great minds think alike)
And pesto-chango, I had a new recipe.
Super-calloused fragile mystic, extra halitosis.
It takes its cloves off.
You love it.
Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread.
Before you know it, your eating pizzas for every meal, and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one.
That's the domino effect.
It was a root surprise.
I just mixed garlic, nuts, basil, cheese, and olive oil, and *Hey Pesto!*
His bark was worse than his bite
Thenβ¦heyβ¦pesto!
They take off their cloves
Al-mers
But why did he cry when i threw the coconut at his head?
Now I have herbes.
a brothel
you eat garlic and onions only for a week, you don't get much thinner but people will stay far away from you so you seem smaller.
Me: so the Dracula won't eat my ass
Wife: why would Dracula eat your ass?
Me: he won't, the garlic- are you even listening?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one...
That's the domino effect...
As it was gently cooking in a warm bath of garlic, herbs, lemon, wine, and onion I got a visit from a Fish and Wildlife officer. He said sir we have reason to believe that salmon has been poached
Nutmeg: 'Sup.
Garlic: Yo!
Pepper: HI!
Oregano: Hola.
Seasons' Greetings everyone
Garlic Salt
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