Garlic Breath Jokes
3 garlic breath jokes and hilarious garlic breath puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garlic breath that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Garlic Breath Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good garlic breath joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So there was a monk...
This particular monk could only eat garlic for his religious diet, which made him EXTREMELY weak, and also gave him bad breath. Also, like most other monks he wore no shoes, which gave him many callouses.
This made him a "super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis."
Three Guys Are Getting Ready For Their Dates
The first guy pops a breath mint for his date so his breath smells good. Then the second guy starts chewing some gum so his breath smells good. Then the last guy starts eating onions and garlic. The others say "Don't you want to have nice smelling breath for your date?"
"Nah" he says, "The lips I'm kissing tonight already stink."
I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath.
Apparently it was in poor taste.
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