Garlic Bread Jokes
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Garlic Bread Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes
As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
You order one pizza
You love it.
Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread.
Before you know it, your eating pizzas for every meal, and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one.
That's the domino effect.
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s**... is like garlic bread
Sometimes you can't get enough of it but nobody wants to be woken up at 3am for either.
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I had s**... with garlic bread
Now I have herbes.
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The new boyfriend.
Mary and Nancy were having coffee at Mary's house when Mary said "Nancy, I don't know what I am going to do about my new boyfriend."
"What seems to be the trouble, Mary?" Nancy replied. "Well, it's a s**... problem, I'm a little embarrassed."
"What, is he too small, does he not last long enough?"
"No, no, nothing like that. It's just that all he wants to do is go down on me." "That's your problem?" Nancy said, "Most women would kill for that problem!"
"I know, but that's ALL he wants to do! A women needs some variety now and then, I need the D once in a while, you know what I mean?"
"Ok," Nancy replied, "Here's what you do, the next time you two are together, before you get intimate, take some raw garlic and rub it down there."
"Are you sure, Nancy?" "Yes, it will sting a little at first, but he won't put his face near there again." "Ok, Nancy, I'll try it."
A week later, the two friends are chatting again.
"So, Mary." Nancy said. "How goes it with your new boyfriend, did you do what I told you?"
"Yeah, Nancy, I did."
"Well, did it work?"
"No, it didn't, in fact, it's worse than before!"
"How can it be worse? did you use enough?"
"Yeah, I used plenty. that's not the problem."
"Then, what is?"
Well.......My boyfriends Italian,..........
and now he brings bread!"
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