The Best 3 Gargle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gargle jokes. There are some gargle listerine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gargle crud puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gargle Jokes and Puns

4 Nuns

Four Nuns are standing in line for confession.
Nun 1: Forgive me, father, I have seen a naked man.
Priest: Go wash your eyes in Holy Water and you will be forgiven.
Nun 2: Forgive me, father, I touched a naked man.
Priest: Go wash your hands in Holy Water and you will be forgiven.
Nun 4 (speaking to Nun 3): Can I go in front of you?
Nun 3 (responding to Nun 4): Why?
Nun 4: I am not going to gargle the Holy Water after you wash your butt in it.

What's the difference? (Nsfw)

What's the difference between gravel and menstrual blood?

You can't gargle gravel!

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gargle gulp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gargle squirt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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