The Best 7 Garfunkel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garfunkel jokes. There are some garfunkel musicians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garfunkel fans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Garfunkel Jokes and Puns

Who sent Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel a friend request on Facebook


Musicians writing books

I want to write a book about Musicians that write books about their music, I will call it Simon & Schuster and Garfunkel.

What did the pirate say to Simon and Garfunkel?

ARRRRRR you going to scarborough fair?

My Dad just told me about his Simon & Garfunkel garden...

*Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme*

What did Simon & Garfunkel do when the teacher asked them if they did their homework?

They lie la lied, lie la la la la lied la la lied, l-l-l-l-lied and said the dog ate it.

People say musicians are gems

I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems,
but then I about diamond and carbuncle.

What cameras do Simon and Garfunkel shoot on?

Leica bridge cameras

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the garfunkel weezer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working garfunkel gems piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes