The Best 7 Garfield Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garfield jokes. There are some garfield hilter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garfield lincoln puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Garfield Jokes and Puns

What do you call the child of a cow and Garfield?

Garfield the cat, feeling lonely during the COVID-19 pandemic, wakes up, has a cup of coffee and thinks to himself...

"I just want to get back to Nermal."

Couldn't believe my eyes when I they gave me a plastic Garfield butt for winning an event at Comic-Con.

Absolute catastrophe!

Who was the first orange president?

James Garfield.

James A. Garfield was shot on Saturday, July 2, 1881.

He died months later, on Monday, September 19, 1881.

Garfield hates Mondays.


Garfield and Jon Arbuckle draw rapiers

En Garfield

in highschool theh called me garfield....

Because I hated Mondays, and I had a tail.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the garfield james jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working garfield blair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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