The Best 5 Gardner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gardner jokes. There are some gardner reynolds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gardner davis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gardner Jokes and Puns

Today I found Jesus in my life. Let me tell you about him.

He is tan with a thick black mustache, and eyes so brown they make your soul melt. He is my gardner, the best I have ever employed.

How do you ask a Gardner out?

Water your plants?

I fired my gardner for outrageous behaviour

He was flirting with my wife yesterday. This morning I caught him banging the hoe in the garden.

Is your dad a gardner?

Him: Is your dad a gardner?
Her: (sarcastically) - Why, because you've never seen a flower like me?

Him: No, I wondered if you trim your bush.

What do you call a reclusive gardner?

A grower, not a shower


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gardner myth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gardner parthenon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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