The Best 30 Gardeners Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gardeners jokes. There are some gardeners farmers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gardeners releaf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gardeners Jokes and Puns

Why arent There Many jewish gardeners?

Because money doesnt grow on trees

Green Thumbs

A father and son are walking through a park when the kid asks his dad "dad, why do they say gardeners have green thumbs? they're not green!" The father replies "oh, it's just a saying son... like when some one is caught stealing, we say they have been caught red handed, even though their hands are actually black."

*BUDUMM PAA*

Taken from some random (and clearly Racist) Newspapaer

A boy asks his father why gardeners are called "green thumbs" when their thumbs aren't green.

His father replies, "It's an expression, son. It's like how a thief gets caught red handed. His hands aren't red either, they're black.

Gardeners joke, A boy asks his father why gardeners are called "green thumbs" when their thumbs aren't green.

caught 'red handed'

A kid asks his father "why do they say gardeners have green thumbs when they aren't green?" his father replies "it's kind of how people who are caught steeling they are 'caught red handed' even though they are black"

Why do Roman gardeners only ever come in threes?

Because when there's IV they get rid of it.


A boy asks his father, "Why do they say gardeners have green thumbs when their thumbs aren't really green?"

The father replies, "It's just an expression, son. Just like how they say a person is caught stealing red-handed, even though his hands are actually black."

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

Gardeners joke, Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

I find gardeners to be very nice people

They're really down to earth.

A boy asks his dad a question

A boy asks his dad "Why do they say gardeners have green thumbs,when their thumbs are not green?"

The dad replies,"It's just a saying son,It's like when somebody is caught stealing,they say they have been caught 'red handed',even though their hands is black."

A boy asks his father a question........

"Hey dad, why do they call gardeners 'people who have green thumbs'?"

"Oh son that's just a saying, they don't actually have green thumbs, it's like when someone gets caught stealing and they call them people who got caught 'red handed' their hands aren't actually red, they're black"

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Gardeners

Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day.

Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians

Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem.

Why don't Islamic women make good gardeners?

They're always up to their necks in dirt.

A young boy asks his dad

A young boy asks his dad: "Why do people say gardeners have green thumbs when their fingers aren't actually green?"

The dad replies: "It's just a saying, son. It's like when somebody is caught stealing something, they say that they have been caught 'red handed,' even though their hands are actually black."

Why do gardeners hand out their herbs?

To pass the thyme.

Gardeners joke, Why do gardeners hand out their herbs?

Why do first graders make terrible gardeners?

Because they can't weed.

A little boy asks his father why they say gardeners have green thumbs...

The father replies "That's just a figure of speech. You know, like when someone is stealing and they are caught red handed, but their hands are really black."

A year ago I was Gang Raked by a bunch of gardeners.

I'm still in disbe-leaf!


I can't hang out with gardeners anymore, it's too depressing.

They're always dragging me down with stories of their trowels and tribulations.

Why do conspiracy theorists make terrible landscape gardeners?

They're too obsessed with inside jobs.

A boy says to his dad, "Why do they say gardeners have got green fingers when their fingers aren't green?"

His dad replies, "It's just a saying, son. It's like when someone is caught stealing something, they say that they've been caught red-handed', even though their hands are actually black."

Why do gardeners like to wear diapers?

In case they get soiled

Gardeners say manure is great for tomatoes...

But I think it ruins the sandwich

so a train station noticed that alot of the passengers where either musicians or gardeners.

so they decided that in order to cater to these people, they would decorate the station with metrognomes

Where do gardeners get their weed?

Home de pot

Why are old policemen the best gardeners?

They've been planting things their whole career.

Grave diggers are like gardeners

They plant vegetables

Why do pimps make good gardeners

Because they are used to garden hose

Landscape Gardeners

I've been trying to get someone to redo my garden, but i'm not having much luck.

I've found several landscape gardeners, but mine is portrait.

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We suggest to use only working gardeners treesome piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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