Garden Weeds Jokes
24 garden weeds jokes and hilarious garden weeds puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garden weeds that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Garden Weeds Short Jokes
Short garden weeds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garden weeds humour may include short pulling weeds jokes also.
- I have some weeds in my potato garden That's OK, I was going to make baked potatoes anyway.
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Garden Weeds One Liners
Which garden weeds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garden weeds? I can suggest the ones about garden hoe and vegetable garden.
- A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access.
- Who decides which weeds to kill in the garden? Weedicide.
- What do you get when weeds start growing in a vegetable garden? Baked potatoes.
- What kind of gardening is done in the hood? Weeding
- Why do first graders make terrible gardeners? Because they can't w**....
- Where do gardeners get their w**...? Home de p**...
- Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener? Because he was good at pulling w**...
- I got some w**... and h**.... Let's do some gardening!
Garden Weeds Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about garden weeds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean garden jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make garden weeds pranks.
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Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease.
They're explaining how him smoking w**... led to his condition worsening.
But it's just herbal! the patient protested. How can it be bad?
Dr Jenkins sighed. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just ten minutes, you will die. Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe for you!
The man seemed to accept that, and after he and the doctors parted ways, Dr Smith asked, What is that plant that kills you if you sit under it?
A water lily.
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Jesus Christ turned water into wine and got worshiped by millions.
I turned w**... into cookies and now I have to wash dishes at an olive Garden to pay rent.
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How can you tell an unidentified plant in your garden is a w**...?
Try to pull it out. If it comes out easily, it's not a w**....
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Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors?
It was said to be a w**... out class
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Mystikal and Ludacris are discussing gardening...
Mystikal: "Say how do you dig all those weeds out of your vegetable patch?"
Ludacris: "Use a h**..."
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Joss Whedon should open his own version of a Tractor Supply store, with gardening and animal supplies ...
... he could call it Whedon Feed 'n w**...-n-feed
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My son likes rap music, but he's only 7 so when he asks what certain words mean, I lie....
for example, when rappers talk about "w**..." they're just talking about the weeds in their grass... and when they "smoke w**..." that just means they're killing the weeds in their lawn...
his favorite line is "HEY HEY HEY HEY... Smoke w**... Everyday".... I had to explain to him that it's by Nate Dogg. Nate being short for Nature of course, because he loves gardening... which is why he has so many h**....
I hadn't cut our own grass for a while and it's starting to get long... my son came up to me the other day and said, "Dad, you need to smoke some w**...!"