Garden Pea Jokes
4 garden pea jokes and hilarious garden pea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garden pea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Garden Pea Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good garden pea joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I never realised how much my parents hated coal...
...until I told them I was dating a miner. They haven't spoken to me since.
I don't get it, she's perfect. Even a great gardener. But they didn't even care when I said she gave me her peas
Two elderly ladies meet at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing.
Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"
I opened a can of peas instead."
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Out of all the vegetables in her garden, what were the p**...'s favorite?
Her peas.
What do you find in a diabetic person's garden?
Sugar pea
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