Garden Path Jokes
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Garden Path Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good garden path joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Lady Mary strolled down the path to where the young gardener was pruning the roses
"Hello, Thomas."
"Good morning, Your Ladyship."
"You know, Thomas, ever since you've come to work for us, I've been afraid that you would force me to kiss you," she said, conversationally.
"Oh, Your Ladyship, how could I do that with a pair of secateurs in one hand and a bag of clippings in the other?" he replied.
"Well," she mused, "you could put the secateurs on the bench and rest the clippings against that tree."
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Two nuns riding through the garden of the convent...
They giggle, laugh and scream as they ride their bikes over the cobble stone paths. All of a sudden, the window of Mother Superior swings open. She shouts:" Girls! Keep it down, or I'm having the saddles re-installed!"
I realized today that I really only have two options when it comes to a career path.
I'm going to end up in jail or working at Olive Garden. Either way endless salads are getting tossed.
Snails
A husband and wife have been at odds with each other over the husband's endless drinking and stopping out late. To get their marriage back on track, the wife decides to make a romantic french dinner with Snails to start so she sends her husband out saying 'right, please can you buy me these snails from town, be back home soon and, for god's sake, stay out of the pub!'.
The Husband obliges and after buying the snails, decides he's probably be okay just to stop by the pub only for a quick drink. Well, one leads to another, and another and another and before long it's well past dinner time. Looking at his watch he quickly realises he should have been back hours ago, panicking he dashes home and throws all the snails across the garden path. His wife greets him at the door looking furious saying 'Where on earth have you been!?' to which the husband responds 'Come on Lads! We're almost there!'.
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