The Best 29 Garden Hoe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garden Hoe jokes. There are some garden hoe tobacco pipes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garden hoe gardeners puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Garden Hoe Jokes and Puns

What does a pimp gnome use to make his money?

The garden hoes.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What do a serial killer and a prolific gardener have in common?

Both of their sheds are filled with hoes.

I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure

So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

What does Santa say when gardening?

Hoe hoe hoe.


What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

My wife would always nag me to do the gardening..

Eventually I had to put that hoe in the ground.

What does Santa do in his garden?

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!

What did santa say when he took up gardening?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!

My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business.

He's got hoes in different area codes.

Why did the gardener's wife leave him?

She always found him talking with with his hoes

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Does the dead hooker in my shed...

...count as a garden hoe?

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call gardening equipment on the painting Starry Night ?

A Hoe on the Gogh

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

A man walked into a hardware store and asked "how much is that thot".

"What?" asks the clerk.

The man pointed to the garden tools. "That hoe over there."

Why does a Gardener make a decent Pimp?

They have experience dragging hoes outa beds

What do a rapper and a gardener have in common?

They both spend a lot of money on hoes.

I fired my gardner for outrageous behaviour

He was flirting with my wife yesterday. This morning I caught him banging the hoe in the garden.


I called my wife a hoe...

Hey, she's good at gardening.

This term for a long-handled gardening tool

...can also mean an immortal pleasure seeker. What is it?

A hoe?

No! It's a rake.

(NSFW) What do you call female squirters, squirting the front lawn?

Garden Hoes

What did one gardening tool say to another gardening tool?

You a hoe

I saw my neighbor's wife hoeing around

Her garden really is coming along well.

What did the Spanish pimp tell his woman to do in the garden last Christmas?

Trabajo hoe, hoe.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

But my beer brings all the hoes to the garden

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper...

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