Garden Hoe Jokes
52 garden hoe jokes and hilarious garden hoe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garden hoe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Garden Hoe Short Jokes
Short garden hoe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garden hoe humour may include short garden weed jokes also.
- What do a serial killer and a prolific gardener have in common? Both of their sheds are filled with h**....
- I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big b**... h**...
- Based on a true story: I was carrying back gardening tools to the shed and dropped one. My wife yells from behind me. "Yee haw, it's a h**... down"
- My wife would always nag me to do the gardening.. Eventually I had to put that h**... in the ground.
- My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business. He's got h**... in different area codes.
- What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of h**...?
- A man walked into a hardware store and asked "how much is that thot". "What?" asks the clerk.
The man pointed to the garden tools. "That h**... over there." - I fired my gardner for outrageous behaviour He was flirting with my wife yesterday. This morning I caught him b**... the h**... in the garden.
- This term for a long-handled gardening tool ...can also mean an immortal pleasure seeker. What is it?
A h**...?
No! It's a rake. - What did the Spanish p**... tell his woman to do in the garden last Christmas? Trabajo h**..., h**....
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Garden Hoe One Liners
Which garden hoe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garden hoe? I can suggest the ones about garden weeds and gardener.
- I saw my neighbor's wife hoeing around Her garden really is coming along well.
- What does a p**... gnome use to make his money? The garden h**....
- What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your h**....
- What does Santa say when gardening? h**... h**... h**....
- What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden h**....
- What does Santa do in his garden? h**..., h**..., h**...!
- What did santa say when he took up gardening? h**..., h**..., h**...!
- Why did the gardener's wife leave him? She always found him talking with with his h**...
- Does the dead h**... in my shed... ...count as a garden h**...?
- What do you call gardening equipment on the painting Starry Night ? A h**... on the Gogh
- Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden? He is always h**...-h**...-hoeing.
- Why does a Gardener make a decent p**...? They have experience dragging h**... outa beds
- I called my wife a h**...... Hey, she's good at gardening.
- What do a rapper and a gardener have in common? They both spend a lot of money on h**....
- What did one gardening tool say to another gardening tool? You a h**...
Ridiculous Garden Hoe Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about garden hoe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vegetable garden jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make garden hoe pranks.
A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment.
Bros before h**....
Why does Santa have a garden?
So he can h**...-h**...-h**...! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper...
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can h**...,h**...,h**....
Not a gardener per se....
but I've been known to use h**... occasionally.
What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?
They h**... it.
Life is a garden...
Sometimes you have to put a hand on a h**....
What does a p**... do when his garden needs tending?
He grabs a h**....
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
But my beer brings all the h**... to the garden
What did Ludacris say when asked for gardening advice?
Use a h**......
What do you call two call two women mowing a lawn?
Garden h**....
What do you call a skimpy florist?
A garden h**....
My son likes rap music, but he's only 7 so when he asks what certain words mean, I lie....
for example, when rappers talk about "w**..." they're just talking about the weeds in their grass... and when they "smoke w**..." that just means they're killing the weeds in their lawn...
his favorite line is "HEY HEY HEY HEY... Smoke w**... Everyday".... I had to explain to him that it's by Nate Dogg. Nate being short for Nature of course, because he loves gardening... which is why he has so many h**....
I hadn't cut our own grass for a while and it's starting to get long... my son came up to me the other day and said, "Dad, you need to smoke some w**...!"
