Garden Hoe Jokes
49 garden hoe jokes and hilarious garden hoe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garden hoe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ridiculous Garden Hoe Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
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I got some w**... and h**....
Let's do some gardening!
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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?
How do you stay faithful in a room full of h**...?
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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?
His garden h**....
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A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment.
Bros before h**....
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Not a gardener per se....
but I've been known to use h**... occasionally.
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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?
They h**... it.
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Life is a garden...
Sometimes you have to put a hand on a h**....
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What does a p**... do when his garden needs tending?
He grabs a h**....
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I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure
So yeah, I got a big b**... h**...
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What's the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your h**....
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
But my beer brings all the h**... to the garden
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I called my wife a h**......
Hey, she's good at gardening.
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Every man needs 2 h**... in his life:
One for the garden and one for the kitchen.
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My wife would always nag me to do the gardening..
Eventually I had to put that h**... in the ground.
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Does the dead h**... in my shed...
...count as a garden h**...?
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What did Ludacris say when asked for gardening advice?
Use a h**......
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What do you call two call two women mowing a lawn?
Garden h**....
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This term for a long-handled gardening tool
...can also mean an immortal pleasure seeker. What is it?
A h**...?
No! It's a rake.
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What do a serial killer and a prolific gardener have in common?
Both of their sheds are filled with h**....
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What did the Spanish p**... tell his woman to do in the garden last Christmas?
Trabajo h**..., h**....
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What do you call a skimpy florist?
A garden h**....
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I fired my gardner for outrageous behaviour
He was flirting with my wife yesterday. This morning I caught him b**... the h**... in the garden.
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Garden Hoe One Liners
Which garden hoe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garden hoe? I can suggest the ones about gardener and vegetable garden.
- I saw my neighbor's wife hoeing around Her garden really is coming along well.
- What does a p**... gnome use to make his money? The garden h**....
- What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your h**....
- What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden h**....
- What does Santa do in his garden? h**..., h**..., h**...!
- Why did the gardener's wife leave him? She always found him talking with with his h**...
- Does the dead h**... in my shed... ...count as a garden h**...?
- What do you call gardening equipment on the painting Starry Night ? A h**... on the Gogh
- Why does a Gardener make a decent p**...? They have experience dragging h**... outa beds
- I called my wife a h**...... Hey, she's good at gardening.
- What do a rapper and a gardener have in common? They both spend a lot of money on h**....
- What did one gardening tool say to another gardening tool? You a h**...
- What does a p**... do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a h**....
- What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden? They h**... it.
- What do you call a skimpy florist? A garden h**....
