The Best 18 Garden Gnomes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garden Gnomes jokes. There are some garden gnomes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garden gnomes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Garden Gnomes Jokes and Puns

What does a pimp gnome use to make his money?

The garden hoes.

A Gnome.

A garden gnome is busy destroying some plants when suddenly a house cat appears.

"What are you?" asks the cat.

"I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy.

I just love mischief!

And what, may I ask, creature are you?"

The cat thinks for a moment and says,

"I guess I'm a gnome."

What do you call slutty garden gnomes?

Garden Hose. They're a kinky bunch.

TIL that Garden Gnomes are a symbol of good luck.

It's a little gnome fact.

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?

It's a little gnome fact.


A garden gnome is busy destroying plants when suddenly a house cat appears.

What are you? asks the cat. I'm a gnome. I steal food from humans. I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, are you? The cat thinks for a moment and says, I guess i'm a gnome.

I found an extra-terrestrial in my garden. He was sat next to the pond, wearing a red pointy hat.

It was E.T. - faux gnome

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

If your garden gets nuked.

Does it become a Gnome man's land?

Most garden statuary is only 30cm tall and wears red hats.

It's a little gnome fact.

I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face

I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength

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I saw a garden elf

On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....

He was a metro gnome.

Where does a Communist Garden Gnome work?

At the Russian Troll Farm.

In Timothee Chalemet's next movie, the plot revolves around garden statuary. It's called…

*Call Me By Your Gnome.*

My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today

He has Gnome-onia.

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.

What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he purchased his first Spanish-made garden ornament?

That's gnome un.

Chris Rea came to my garden centre today...

...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the garden gnomes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working garden gnomes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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