Garden Gnome Jokes

Funniest Garden Gnome Short Jokes

Short garden gnome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garden gnome humour may include short goblin jokes also.

1. I found an extra-terrestrial in my garden. He was sat next to the pond, wearing a red pointy hat. It was E.T. - faux gnome
2. I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength
3. I saw a garden elf On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....
   He was a metro gnome.
4. In Timothee Chalemet's next movie, the plot revolves around garden statuary. It's called… *Call Me By Your Gnome.*
5. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he purchased his first Spanish-made garden ornament? That's gnome un.
6. Irish Man Murdered Did you hear about the Irishman killed with a garden gnome? It was a Knick knack p**... whack.

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Garden Gnome One Liners

Which garden gnome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garden gnome? I can suggest the ones about gardener and gnome.

1. TIL that Garden Gnomes are a symbol of good luck. It's a little gnome fact.
2. Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats? It's a little gnome fact.
3. Almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It's a little gnome fact.
4. If your garden gets nuked. Does it become a Gnome man's land?
5. Most garden statuary is only 30cm tall and wears red hats. It's a little gnome fact.
6. Where does a Communist Garden Gnome work? At the Russian Troll Farm.
7. What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome? A metrognome.
8. My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today He has Gnome-onia.
9. Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas.
10. What does a p**... gnome use to make his money? The garden h**....
11. What do you call s**... garden gnomes? Garden Hose. They're a k**... bunch.
12. What does a r**... garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants

Howlingly Hilarious Garden Gnome Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about garden gnome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flower garden jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make garden gnome pranks.