Garden Centre Jokes
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I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today
At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias
An pakistani in the US fears for his safety
Email note from Abdul in Washington to his friend Ahmed in Pittsburgh:
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.
So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in the centre. I grew a beard and only wear turbans in my freetime.
Now, the Washington Police, the FBI, the National Security Agency, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in the world are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I have never felt safer.
I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre today
I could tell it was him because he had his back to the fuchsias.
My local garden centre is doing buy one, get one free on manure.
Now that's an offer not to be sniffed at.
Man sentenced to 5 years in prison for robbing a garden centre
The Judge ruled it as a crime against nature.
Two men break into a Garden Centre
When a security guard started shouting insults at them.
One of them took a fence
Today I used a picnic basket to foil a robbery at the garden centre.
I threw it at the perp, and the security guard took him down while he was hampered.
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My local garden centre is doing huge business on the side with punters paying for s**... with B.A. Baracus lookalikes.
It's like a whole w**...-T-culture going on.
Chris Rea came to my garden centre today...
...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas.
Where does a garden centre keep its best plants?
The treemium section
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