Garden Bush Jokes
6 garden bush jokes and hilarious garden bush puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garden bush that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Garden Bush Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Shortly after creating them, God is introducing Adam and Eve to The Garden.
"These are the trees and bushes that bear fruit for you to eat. These are the bodies of water, for you to drink from. These are the animals, for you to name. And this is the forbidden fruit, which you must never eat."
"And what's that?" says Eve, pointing to something on her left.
"Oh that?" says God, realizing Eve is pointing at Queen Elizabeth. "I don't know, that was there when I got here."
^Just ^a ^joke ^I ^heard ^a ^long ^time ^ago, ^which ^felt ^relevant ^today. ^RIP
Manscaping is like gardening...
Trimming the bush makes the tree look taller
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Remember that today is "World n**... Gardening Day"
The day where your neighbors can see you tending to your bush while you're also gardening...
Once upon a time there was an incredible Gardener.
So the amazing thing about this gardener is that he always knows exactly how many bags of mulch he needs for a job, just by looking. Like he gets it right, every time. He’s the best. So one day, he looks at a yard he’s working on and he’s like… 18 bags. So he goes to the store, buys 18 bags of mulch and goes to work. And when he’s finished, the flower beds are amazing! Beautiful roses, beautiful lilies and beautiful orchid bushes.
But there’s one problem, he still has 1 bag of mulch left. He can’t believe it! This has never happened before. Well, the extra bag of mulch drives him crazy, because he’s THE GUY who always gets the right amount of mulch! He’s like… aaah! Extra mulch! Oh no! So… on the drive home, he throws the bag of mulch out the window, over the side of the 101 freeway.
An old woman walks to the bank with two big bags...
An old woman walks to the bank with two big bags, and one of them has a hole with lots of money being dropped. A policeman notices it and lets her know. Then, he asks:
"May I ask how you have that insanely big amount of money?"
"Of course! It's a nice story!"
The lady tells him her the story:
"A few years ago, a football stadium was built next to my house. This is very annoying because when there's a match, lots of people are shouting at the streets, and also, when the match finishes, some of them come to pee at my garden! That's why I started to do something: when there's a match, I hide in a bush, waiting for someone to come and pee. When they are ready, I show up with my big secaturs and I tell them: if you want to keep you manly parts, you'll have to give me all the money you have!"
The policeman then asks:
"Oh, ok, and... what do you have in the other bag?"
The old lady, with a big smile, says:
"Well, not everyone had enough money!"
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Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens?
That's what I call my c**....
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