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I bet you never heard of someone paying $20 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face
I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.
Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.
It doesn't cost me $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
I don't get hard when a garbanzo beans on my face.
Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
... I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Trump doesn't have a video of a garbanzo beaning on his face
Trump has never paid to see a garbanzo bean on a bed the Obamas slept in.
There's no video of Trump paying to have Russian garbanzo bean on him.
Well I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest before
I've never had a garbanzo on my face before.
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Donald Trump never paid thousands of dollars to have a garbanzo on him.
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Sorry if this is recycled, I just heard it a second ago
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
(There's a slight pause between garbanzo and bean when speaking the joke)
I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
I wouldn't pay 20 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Having a chickpea on your face.
Chickpeas don't get reposted every single friggin day you unfunny bastards.
I've never paid $25 to watch a garbanzo bean.
Seeing a garbanzo bean isn't worth breaking the law.
Donald Trump hasn't had a garbanzo bean on his face.
I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me.
Trump has never seen a garbanzo bean in a Russian hotel
The texture and taste
My crazy friends won't eat garbanzo beans without making them into hummus first.
Not me, I'm happy as long as a chick peas in my mouth.
President Trump has never had a Russian garbanzo bean on his chest.
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