I bet you never heard of someone paying $20 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.
You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face
Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
You wouldn't pay money to have a Garbanzo bean on your face!
It doesn't cost me $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.
I don't get hard when a garbanzo beans on my face.
Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
... I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
I won't pay 10 bucks to have a Garbanzo bean on my face
I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Trump doesn't have a video of a garbanzo beaning on his face
I have never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Trump has never paid to see a garbanzo bean on a bed the Obamas slept in.
There's no video of Trump paying to have Russian garbanzo bean on him.
I didn't just pay $500 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face.
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
There is no video of Trump with garbanzo bean on his face.
I never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.
I've never had a garbanzo on my face before.
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Donald Trump never paid thousands of dollars to have a garbanzo on him.
I didn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face last night.
I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
credit to /u/crashdemon.
I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
(There's a slight pause between garbanzo and bean when speaking the joke)
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
I have never had a Garbanzo Bean on my chest.
Chickpeas don't get reposted every single friggin day you unfunny bastards.
I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.
Having a chickpea on your face.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Nobody wants a garbanzo bean on their face....ha!
Trump didn't go to Russia to have a garbanzo bean on his face.
Trump has never seen a garbanzo bean in a Russian hotel
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