garbanzo Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious garbanzo puns

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I bet you never heard of someone paying $20 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW]

You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?

You wouldn't pay money to have a Garbanzo bean on your face!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

It doesn't cost me $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I don't get hard when a garbanzo beans on my face.

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Eating Hummus with my co-workers and I asked

Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

... I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?

I won't pay 10 bucks to have a Garbanzo bean on my face

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Trump doesn't have a video of a garbanzo beaning on his face

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I have never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Trump has never paid to see a garbanzo bean on a bed the Obamas slept in.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

There's no video of Trump paying to have Russian garbanzo bean on him.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean?

I didn't just pay $500 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

There is no video of Trump with garbanzo bean on his face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face before.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

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Donald Trump never paid thousands of dollars to have a garbanzo on him.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I didn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face last night.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

credit to /u/crashdemon.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

(There's a slight pause between garbanzo and bean when speaking the joke)

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee)

I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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[NSFW] What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean?

I have never had a Garbanzo Bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Chickpeas don't get reposted every single friggin day you unfunny bastards.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

Nobody wants a garbanzo bean on their face....ha!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

Trump didn't go to Russia to have a garbanzo bean on his face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Trump has never seen a garbanzo bean in a Russian hotel

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What are the most funny Garbanzo jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Garbanzo? Well, here are the best Garbanzo dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Garbanzo pick up lines to share with friends.

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