Garbanzo Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Garbanzo puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Garbanzo

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I bet you never heard of someone paying $20 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW]

You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

It doesn't cost me $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I don't get hard when a garbanzo beans on my face.

Eating Hummus with my co-workers and I asked

Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

... I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Trump doesn't have a video of a garbanzo beaning on his face

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Trump has never paid to see a garbanzo bean on a bed the Obamas slept in.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

There's no video of Trump paying to have Russian garbanzo bean on him.

What's the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

Well I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest before

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face before.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

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Donald Trump never paid thousands of dollars to have a garbanzo on him.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Sorry if this is recycled, I just heard it a second ago

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

(There's a slight pause between garbanzo and bean when speaking the joke)

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee)

I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay 20 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Chickpeas don't get reposted every single friggin day you unfunny bastards.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid $25 to watch a garbanzo bean.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Seeing a garbanzo bean isn't worth breaking the law.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Donald Trump hasn't had a garbanzo bean on his face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Trump has never seen a garbanzo bean in a Russian hotel

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

The texture and taste

My crazy friends...

My crazy friends won't eat garbanzo beans without making them into hummus first.

Not me, I'm happy as long as a chick peas in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

President Trump has never had a Russian garbanzo bean on his chest.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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