Garbanzo Jokes

Funniest Garbanzo Short Jokes

Short garbanzo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garbanzo humour may include short chickpea jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I bet you never heard of someone paying $20 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
2. What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
3. Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.
4. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
5. What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? It doesn't cost me $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
6. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.
7. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't get hard when a garbanzo beans on my face.
8. Eating Hummus with my co-workers and I asked Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
   ... I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
9. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? They are the same thing, silly.
10. What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Trump doesn't have a video of a garbanzo beaning on his face

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Garbanzo One Liners

Which garbanzo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garbanzo? I can suggest the ones about beans and zucchini.

1. What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face? Having a chickpea on your face.
2. What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? The texture and taste
3. Why were the garbanzo beans on the cover of Vogue? Because they're chic peas!
4. Do you know the between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest
5. How do you get garbanzo breath? Have a chickpea in your mouth

Garbanzo Bean Jokes

Here is a list of funny garbanzo bean jokes and even better garbanzo bean puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Trump has never paid to see a garbanzo bean on a bed the Obamas slept in.
• What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? There's no video of Trump paying to have Russian garbanzo bean on him.
• What's the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Well I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest before
• What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on me.
• What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
  Sorry if this is recycled, I just heard it a second ago
• What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
• What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
  (There's a slight pause between garbanzo and bean when speaking the joke)
• What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay 20 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
• What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $25 to watch a garbanzo bean.
• What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me.

Giggle-Inducing Garbanzo Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about garbanzo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eggplant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make garbanzo pranks.