Garbage Truck Jokes

47 garbage truck jokes and hilarious garbage truck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garbage truck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Garbage Truck Short Jokes

Short garbage truck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garbage truck humour may include short garbage man jokes also.

  1. I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along.
  2. What has four wheels and flies? Garbage Truck.
    To be honest, just listened to Tig Notaro telling this one on Conan O´Brien's podcast.
  3. What has four wheel and flies. I learned this joke as a child and it's the only joke I can remember. Have you heard this one before?
    A Garbage Truck
  4. A train carrying republicans to a retreat crashed into a garbage truck. It's all ok everybody. The trash was completely unharmed.
  5. I ran after my neighborhood's garbage pick-up truck to toss my trash in when my wife called out to me...
  6. Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
  7. Yo mamma so poor, she ran after the garbage truck with a shopping list
  8. What do you call a truck in the garbage bin? CARbage
  9. What have 6 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
  10. What's the difference between a garbage truck and an albanian? The garbage truck is going places

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Garbage Truck One Liners

Which garbage truck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garbage truck? I can suggest the ones about garbage can and garbage bin.

  1. What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
    ...I'll see myself out.
  2. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
    I'm sorry.
  3. What has wheels and flies but it isn't an aircraft? A Garbage truck
  4. What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck
  5. What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck.
  6. What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
  7. What's got 4 wheels and flies A garbage truck
  8. What has more than three wheels and flies ? Garbage trucks
  9. Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
  10. I just bought a car. This sweet ride has four wheels and flies Its a garbage truck
  11. What has wheels and flies, but is not an airplane? A garbage truck
  12. Yo mama so poor... She runs after the garbage truck with her grocery list.
  13. You are so poor when you saw the garbage truck pass you took a shopping list with.
  14. I saw a garbage truck the other day... I didn't know nick clegg was moving
  15. Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common?
    A: Both take it in the rear.

Garbage Truck Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about garbage truck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dump truck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make garbage truck pranks.

Dumping garbage

The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up truck into a ditch. The Sheriff asks, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE.'"

What's the difference between a garbage truck and a school bus?

One goes around neighborhoods picking up useless pieces of garbage that nobody wants in their houses anymore..
And the other's a garbage truck.

Breaking news: Train carrying politicians hits garbage truck. Lots of trash at the c**... site..

Plus, a bunch of garbage spilled off the truck.

School Cafeterias

A cafeteria lady who has been on the job for many years is showing a new one through the ropes. She shows her the right portions of food to give out to students, what to serve on each day of the week, and all the other responsibilities of working in the school cafeteria.
Suddenly a garbage truck pulls up outside the school. The older cafeteria lady runs outside and starts yelling frantically at the driver. When she gets back in, the new cafeteria lady is confused. "Why on earth did you do that?" she asks.
"Because," says the older cafeteria lady. "That m**... never seems to learn. All deliveries are supposed to be made to the *rear!*"

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out.

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got laid last night. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered the door and the Garbo asked "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
"Oh, I've bin up north." said the resident.
"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?" he goes.
"Ahh, I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin up north."

The Most Gruesome Dead Baby Joke

What's worse than an abortion?
One dead baby.
What's worse than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's worse than two dead babies?
A garbage truck full of 'em.
What's worse than that?
One alive at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
Having to eat it's way out to survive.
What's worse than that!?
Falling back in for seconds.
What could possibly be worse than that?
Turning on the trash compactor.
How do you clean up the mess?
With nacho chips.

Them r**...

What do you call 3 white people, riding in a pickup?
A garbage truck.