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Funniest Garbage Man Short Jokes

Short garbage man jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garbage man humour may include short garbage truck jokes also.

  1. Got a new job as a garbage man but I was worried as there's no training. The boss said I'll pick it up as I go.
  2. Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along.
    ^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*
  3. There isn't much training involved in being a garbage man You just pick it up as you go along
  4. You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead.
  5. What's the difference between me and the guy that comes by to pick up your trash once a week? He's a garbage man, and I'm just a garbage person.
  6. What is the only male specific job title that is welcome on feminist subreddits? Garbage Man.
  7. I was reading a story the other day about a deranged garbage man running around for years, murdering dozens. Psychologists said he was a diagnosed Suciopath.
  8. I was in Italy when I found a homeless man. I gave jim some cash and stole my wallet while I was doing so. What a piza garbage
  9. [Racist] A black man taking out two garbage bags was walking to a dumpster... A drunk guy asked him looking at the bags; How old are they?
  10. What's the difference between The Godfather and a garbage man? One makes you an offer you can't refuse, the other offers to can refuse.

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Garbage Man One Liners

Which garbage man one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garbage man? I can suggest the ones about garbage can and garbage bin.

  1. I think I want to be a garbage man. I hear the industry is picking up!
  2. Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash.
  3. Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man? Because Garbage Woman is redundant
  4. What college did the garbage man go to? P U
  5. What do garbage man eat? Junk food
  6. Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden.
  7. The man said,"This thermometer is garbage!' It's only accurate to a certain degree.
  8. I always wanted to be a garbage man since they only work one day a week.
  9. What do you call a garbage man who kidnaps women? A cunttainer
  10. Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
  11. They told me I could be a garbage man if... They were waiting for business to pick up.
  12. How do you call a garbage man? Collect
  13. Is your dad a garbage man? Because he sure did take out the trash

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about garbage man can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of garbage man puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uplifting Garbage Man Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about garbage man you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean garbage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make garbage man prank.

Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

A garbage man was doing the rounds one morning in Oklahoma

He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'
The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.
The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'
The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'

I started a new job as an Amazon delivery driver today. When I got to my first address there was a note saying 'Dear delivery man, we're out, please hide in garbage'

That was eight hours ago and still no one has found me

A man was helping his friend clean out his garage.

He noticed an amazing looking belt in the garbage can. It was black, with numerous stars and galaxies etched into it in intricate detail.
"Why are you throwing this out?" He asked.
His friend replied, "It is just such a waist of space."

How did the man who threw his mints in the garbage avoid jail time?

It was ruled he had non-compost-mentos

Two policemen are walking through a park and see how a young man is putting an apple core in a plastic bag.

Then he takes another apple, eats it and puts the core in the bag again.
So they approach him: "Excuse me, why do you return the apple cores back in the plastic bag when there's a garbage bin next to you?"
He says: "When I get home, I'll take the apple seeds out of them and eat them. It boosts my intelligence."
"Is that true?"
"If you want, you can have these two apple cores for $4."
So they buy them and eat them. An hour later one of them says:
"Dude, we're s**.... We bought two apple cores for 4 bucks when we'd be able to buy 3 pounds of apples!"
The other replies: "Oh my god, it works!"

Johnny says to his classmate, William, and says 'Hey Will... my dad touched your mother's junk'

Will ignores Johnny, knowing him to be a smartass
Johnny then turns to Pete and says 'Hey Pete... my dad touched your mother's junk'
Pete also ignores Johnny, knowing him to be a smartass
Johnny then goes up to his teacher and says 'Miss Jones, did my dad touch your junk too?'
'Johnny' sighs his teacher 'We know your dad is the local garbage man! There's no need to keep reminding us! Now sit back down!'

Mind Your Own Business

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Are you looking for trouble?!

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out.

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got laid last night. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered the door and the Garbo asked "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
"Oh, I've bin up north." said the resident.
"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?" he goes.
"Ahh, I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin up north."

What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man.

Your throwing your life away.

The mailman's last day

A mailman was putting in his last shift before he started an office job. He was a popular man in the neighborhood, known for being courteous and prompt with his deliveries. As such, he was lavished with home-baked goods, bottles of wine and gift cards as he made his final rounds.
The mailman's final stop of the day was at the house of a wealthy lawyer, who had always treated the mailman like garbage. When he rang the doorbell, however, it was the lawyer's gorgeous wife, dressed in a revealing negligee, who answered the door. Wordlessly, she led him to the upstairs bedroom where they had the most amazing s**... the mailman had ever had in his life.
As he was about to leave, the lawyer's wife handed him a crumpled one dollar bill. "What was that all about?" he asked.
"Well, last night when I asked my husband what we should do for you, he said 'fuck him, give him a dollar.'"

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