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I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
you just pick it up as you go along.
^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*
You just pick it up as you go along
We should call them garbage people instead.
I hear the industry is picking up!
He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'
The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.
The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'
The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'
He's a garbage man, and I'm just a garbage person.
Because he's always talking trash.
That was eight hours ago and still no one has found me
He noticed an amazing looking belt in the garbage can. It was black, with numerous stars and galaxies etched into it in intricate detail.
"Why are you throwing this out?" He asked.
His friend replied, "It is just such a waist of space."
Because Garbage Woman is redundant
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Psychologists said he was a diagnosed Suciopath.
P U
What a piza garbage
Junk food
Because he was bin laden.
A drunk guy asked him looking at the bags; How old are they?
It's only accurate to a certain degree.
since they only work one day a week.
One makes you an offer you can't refuse, the other offers to can refuse.
A cunttainer
It was ruled he had non-compost-mentos
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