The Best 23 Garbage Man Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garbage Man jokes. There are some garbage man beggar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garbage man girl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Becoming a garbage man isn't hard....

you just pick it up as you go along.

^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*

There isn't much training involved in being a garbage man

You just pick it up as you go along

You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.

We should call them garbage people instead.

I think I want to be a garbage man.

I hear the industry is picking up!

A garbage man was doing the rounds one morning in Oklahoma

He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.

The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'

The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.

The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'

The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'

What's the difference between me and the guy that comes by to pick up your trash once a week?

He's a garbage man, and I'm just a garbage person.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

I started a new job as an Amazon delivery driver today. When I got to my first address there was a note saying 'Dear delivery man, we're out, please hide in garbage'

That was eight hours ago and still no one has found me

A man was helping his friend clean out his garage.

He noticed an amazing looking belt in the garbage can. It was black, with numerous stars and galaxies etched into it in intricate detail.

"Why are you throwing this out?" He asked.

His friend replied, "It is just such a waist of space."

Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man?

Because Garbage Woman is redundant

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I was reading a story the other day about a deranged garbage man running around for years, murdering dozens.

Psychologists said he was a diagnosed Suciopath.

What college did the garbage man go to?


I was in Italy when I found a homeless man. I gave jim some cash and stole my wallet while I was doing so.

What a piza garbage

What do garbage man eat?

Junk food

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

[Racist] A black man taking out two garbage bags was walking to a dumpster...

A drunk guy asked him looking at the bags; How old are they?

The man said,"This thermometer is garbage!'

It's only accurate to a certain degree.

I always wanted to be a garbage man

since they only work one day a week.

What's the difference between The Godfather and a garbage man?

One makes you an offer you can't refuse, the other offers to can refuse.

What do you call a garbage man who kidnaps women?

A cunttainer

How did the man who threw his mints in the garbage avoid jail time?

It was ruled he had non-compost-mentos

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

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