The Best 58 Garbage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garbage jokes. There are some garbage disposal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garbage garbage man puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Garbage Jokes and Puns

Dumping garbage

The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up truck into a ditch. The Sheriff asks, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE.'"

The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage...

...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.

Peeing in the Flowers...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'Why not make the best of it?'"

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes!'"

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."

Garbage joke, Peeing in the Flowers...

Son we need to talk.

Son, we need to talk!

Yes, dad?

Your mother said she saw you watching inappropriate videos online. Those videos are trash, they're garbage and if you keep watching them, you'll go blind!

Dad?

Yes, son?

I'm over here.

Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ?

I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work.


Becoming a garbage man isn't hard....

you just pick it up as you go along.

^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*

World Cut Soccer

A little old Brazilian lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags. One bag had a hole in it and $20 bills were flying out of it.

A policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, you're losing a lot of bills from that bag."

"Darnd!" she said, "Thanks for the warning. I'll go back and pick them up."

"Hold on there! Where'd all that money come from? Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no," she said. "My yard backs up on the stadium parking lot and, during tailgate parties, a lot of guys use my flower beds as bathrooms. So I stand behind a bush with my electric hedge clipper and when one is in mid-stream, I fire up the trimmer and say: '$20 or off it comes!'"

"Wow. Good idea!" laughed the cop. "But what's in the other bag?"

"Well," said the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!"

Garbage joke, World Cut Soccer

What has four wheels and flys?

A garbage truck.

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

An honest lawyer, a wealthy garbage collector, a teenage girl who's oblivious to what others think of her, and Santa Claus are in an elevator. Who's in the elevator?

Only Santa Claus, the other 3 don't exist.

I just got hired as a garbage truck driver.

There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along.

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What's the difference between a garbage truck and a school bus?

One goes around neighborhoods picking up useless pieces of garbage that nobody wants in their houses anymore..
And the other's a garbage truck.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage.

I don't want unlucky people working in my department.

I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately...

because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

Garbage joke, What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

I'm sorry.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.


My street looks like a garbage dump...

...litter ally!

I love garbage day...

Once a week my street celebrates me

It's been a week since my wife went missing.

The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin.

A guy walks up to me and asks "What's Punk?"

So I kick over a garbage can and say "That's punk!" So he kicks over the garbage can and says "That's Punk?" and I say "No that's trendy!"

When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage.

I do not want unlucky people working in our company

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

...I'll see myself out.

I spend my spare time reading the Thesaurus...

because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Westboro Baptist's Funeral?

There's only two handles on a garbage can.

I'm married to Wonder Woman.

She wonders when I'll grow up.
She wonders when I'll take the garbage out.
She wonders when I'll finally get a promotion.
She wonders why she ever married me.

I think I want to be a garbage man.

I hear the industry is picking up!

You know there's no official training for garbage men?

They just pick it up as they go along.

I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale

so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.

Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

How rich are garbage men?

Filthy.

You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.

We should call them garbage people instead.

I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.

Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.

What has 10 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What do you call a group of garbage men?

A collection!

There isn't much training involved in being a garbage man

You just pick it up as you go along

What kind of training do you need to become a garbage collector

none,you just pick it up as you go along

Just watched a 5-minute video of some guy throwing herbs in the garbage

What a complete waste of thyme

A man was helping his friend clean out his garage.

He noticed an amazing looking belt in the garbage can. It was black, with numerous stars and galaxies etched into it in intricate detail.

"Why are you throwing this out?" He asked.

His friend replied, "It is just such a waist of space."

If Beyblade's were a video game the final boss would be

a garbage disposal

What's the difference between me and the guy that comes by to pick up your trash once a week?

He's a garbage man, and I'm just a garbage person.

Garbagemen never receive actual training

They just pick things up as they go

My dad told me to take out the garbage, but I said no..

I refuse.

I don't know which is scarier....

A clown who rummages through the garbage cans at 3am or my neighbor who watches me doing it.

You don't need any training to be a garbage collector

You just pick it up as you go

What's the difference between garbage and a home gym's weights during the COVID quarantine?

The garbage gets picked up once a week.

One for the software devs

There are two eternal problems in traditional software engineering:

1. Garbage collection
2. Naming things
3. Off-by-one errors

What do you get when a bee is stuck in a garage ?

Garbage.

A garbage man was doing the rounds one morning in Oklahoma

He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.

The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'

The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.

The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'

The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'

What's got 4 wheels and flies

A garbage truck

My wife and I argue every night that I have a garbage sense of direction

So I took my bags and right

My friend dropped a penny down their garbage disposal, now it no longer works...

...I suggested she drop another one down there to see if it would dislodge the first. I was just giving her my two-cents.

Reddit is like a Hot Pocket.

It's full of garbage and cheese.

I've been trying to throw a garbage can away for three weeks...

but they won't take it.

I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage

But I think this sub is doing even better!

What do you call a sundae that melts away and turns into garbage?

A Mon-dae

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