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160 garbage jokes and hilarious garbage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garbage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? You'll find it here with our collection of garbage jokes. From trashy puns to stinky jokes, these jokes will have you laughing in no time.

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Funniest Garbage Short Jokes

Short garbage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garbage humour may include short junk jokes also.

  1. You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick it up as they go along.
  2. I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage But I think this sub is doing even better!
  3. When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company
  4. Got a new job as a garbage man but I was worried as there's no training. The boss said I'll pick it up as I go.
  5. Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along.
    ^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*
  6. I asked my grocer why garbage bags have become so expensive. He said there's been a hefty demand increase.
  7. Have you ever looked up synonyms for trash and found they are garbage?
    What a waste.
    ;-;
  8. I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along.
  9. I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately... because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
  10. There isn't much training involved in being a garbage man You just pick it up as you go along

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Garbage One Liners

Which garbage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garbage? I can suggest the ones about waste and rubbish.

  1. What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
    ...I'll see myself out.
  2. Saw a clock in the garbage the other day! Can't believe people are wasting time!
  3. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
    I'm sorry.
  4. What has wheels and flies but it isn't an aircraft? A Garbage truck
  5. What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck
  6. What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck.
  7. What do you get when a bee is stuck in a garage ? Garbage.
  8. I'm ashamed to share my most recent math pun.. It's | garbage |
  9. Rubble is a word for worthless garbage Sorry I meant ruble.
  10. I think I want to be a garbage man. I hear the industry is picking up!
  11. What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!
  12. I love garbage day... Once a week my street celebrates me
  13. What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
  14. Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash.
  15. How rich are garbage men? Filthy.

Garbage Can Jokes

Here is a list of funny garbage can jokes and even better garbage can puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin.
  • Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better. But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.
  • I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.
  • You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead.
  • I spend my spare time reading the Thesaurus... because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
  • The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.
  • A guy walks up to me and asks "What's Punk?" So I kick over a garbage can and say "That's punk!" So he kicks over the garbage can and says "That's Punk?" and I say "No that's trendy!"
  • What has four wheels and flies? Garbage Truck.
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    To be honest, just listened to Tig Notaro telling this one on Conan O´Brien's podcast.
  • What's the difference between me and the guy that comes by to pick up your trash once a week? He's a garbage man, and I'm just a garbage person.
  • My girlfriend is one of the worst cooks in the world Just last night the raccoons offered me money to chip in for a lock on my garbage bin!

Garbage Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny garbage man jokes and even better garbage man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the only male specific job title that is welcome on feminist subreddits? Garbage Man.
  • Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man? Because Garbage Woman is redundant
  • I was reading a story the other day about a deranged garbage man running around for years, murdering dozens. Psychologists said he was a diagnosed Suciopath.
  • What college did the garbage man go to? P U
  • I was in Italy when I found a homeless man. I gave jim some cash and stole my wallet while I was doing so. What a piza garbage
  • What do garbage man eat? Junk food
  • Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden.
  • [Racist] A black man taking out two garbage bags was walking to a dumpster... A drunk guy asked him looking at the bags; How old are they?
  • The man said,"This thermometer is garbage!' It's only accurate to a certain degree.
  • I always wanted to be a garbage man since they only work one day a week.
Garbage joke, I always wanted to be a garbage man

Garbage Truck Jokes

Here is a list of funny garbage truck jokes and even better garbage truck puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's got 4 wheels and flies A garbage truck
  • What has four wheel and flies. I learned this joke as a child and it's the only joke I can remember. Have you heard this one before?
    A Garbage Truck
  • A train carrying republicans to a retreat crashed into a garbage truck. It's all ok everybody. The trash was completely unharmed.
  • What has more than three wheels and flies ? Garbage trucks
  • Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
  • I just bought a car. This sweet ride has four wheels and flies Its a garbage truck
  • What has wheels and flies, but is not an airplane? A garbage truck
  • Yo mama so poor... She runs after the garbage truck with her grocery list.
  • You are so poor when you saw the garbage truck pass you took a shopping list with.
  • I ran after my neighborhood's garbage pick-up truck to toss my trash in when my wife called out to me...

Garbage Bin Jokes

Here is a list of funny garbage bin jokes and even better garbage bin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
  • Did you know that a single comma can insult a head of state? Trash is Putin, the garbage bin.
  • I'm a recycle bin... I'm not garbage, but I might as well be.
  • Did you know that if you step on someone's foot They will open their mouths like a garbage bin.
  • What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can? Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
  • What do you call a vegetable in a trash bin? A garbage
  • What do you call a truck in the garbage bin? CARbage
Garbage joke, What do you call a truck in the garbage bin?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about garbage can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of garbage puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comical & Quirky Garbage Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about garbage you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dumpster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make garbage prank.

Dumping garbage

The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up truck into a ditch. The Sheriff asks, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE.'"

Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients "muppets"

Some of them ended up living in garbage cans.

Peeing in the Flowers...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'Why not make the best of it?'"
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes!'"
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."

Son we need to talk.

Son, we need to talk!
Yes, dad?
Your mother said she saw you watching inappropriate videos online. Those videos are trash, they're garbage and if you keep watching them, you'll go blind!
Dad?
Yes, son?
I'm over here.

Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ?

I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work.

World Cut Soccer

A little old Brazilian lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags. One bag had a hole in it and $20 bills were flying out of it.
A policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, you're losing a lot of bills from that bag."
"Darnd!" she said, "Thanks for the warning. I'll go back and pick them up."
"Hold on there! Where'd all that money come from? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no," she said. "My yard backs up on the stadium parking lot and, during tailgate parties, a lot of guys use my flower beds as bathrooms. So I stand behind a bush with my electric hedge clipper and when one is in mid-stream, I fire up the trimmer and say: '$20 or off it comes!'"
"Wow. Good idea!" laughed the cop. "But what's in the other bag?"
"Well," said the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!"

An honest lawyer, a wealthy garbage collector, a teenage girl who's oblivious to what others think of her, and Santa Claus are in an elevator. Who's in the elevator?

Only Santa Claus, the other 3 don't exist.

Two roaches

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.""Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

What's the difference between a garbage truck and a school bus?

One goes around neighborhoods picking up useless pieces of garbage that nobody wants in their houses anymore..
And the other's a garbage truck.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage.

I don't want unlucky people working in my department.

Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage....

Is that considered a waste of time..?

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common...

They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs.

My street looks like a garbage dump...

...litter ally!

You know why I envy the garbage?

Because it goes out way more then me.

Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Westboro Baptist's f**...?

There's only two handles on a garbage can.

I'm married to Wonder Woman.

She wonders when I'll grow up.
She wonders when I'll take the garbage out.
She wonders when I'll finally get a promotion.
She wonders why she ever married me.

Garage sales are garbage sales.

But the B is silent.

Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

Where does William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump to the dump to the dump^dump^dump

I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.

Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.

What do you call garbage wrapped in small trash bags?

...dumplings

My gf keeps putting her tampons in the garbage...

Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.

The pathway next to my apartment building has never been cleaned, it's made out of garbage

Litteralley.

What do you call a group of garbage men?

A collection!

My fiance thought that all men are trash

I told her no, there are only a few garbage men in every town

A Strange Career Choice...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

A lawyer, garbage collector, and hair stylist sit down at a bar

The lawyer orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it right away. The garbage collector orders some tequila and downs it immidiatly. The hair stylist says "I don't do shots" and then quickly dies of polio.

I've spent my isolation reading the thesaurus.

Because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

I tried to tell a joke about homeless people eating garbage, but it didn't go well...

I realize now that it was in bad taste.

What kind of training do you need to become a garbage collector

none,you just pick it up as you go along

Just watched a 5-minute video of some guy throwing herbs in the garbage

What a complete waste of thyme

A man was helping his friend clean out his garage.

He noticed an amazing looking belt in the garbage can. It was black, with numerous stars and galaxies etched into it in intricate detail.
"Why are you throwing this out?" He asked.
His friend replied, "It is just such a waist of space."

If Beyblade's were a video game the final boss would be

a garbage disposal

Garbagemen never receive actual training

They just pick things up as they go

My dad told me to take out the garbage, but I said no..

I refuse.

I don't know which is scarier....

A clown who rummages through the garbage cans at 3am or my neighbor who watches me doing it.

An intern proudly greets his boss as she walks in the office...

"I took the pleasure of getting here early and doing a few tasks to help your day go smoother. I even pruned the ivy hanging on your wall."
She glared at him and stormed into her office and sure enough, almost half of the plant's leaves were in the garbage leaving the poor ivy looking pathetic. "What have you done!?! This plant is plastic!"
The intern smiled and said, "I don't think so, I did the same thing a few months ago and it grew back nice and full!"
The boss yelled, "NO IT DIDN'T! I BOUGHT A NEW ONE!"

Epstein is like a full garbage bag

It's not gonna take itself out.

You don't need any training to be a garbage collector

You just pick it up as you go

What's the difference between garbage and a home gym's weights during the COVID quarantine?

The garbage gets picked up once a week.

One for the software devs

There are two eternal problems in traditional software engineering:
1. Garbage collection
2. Naming things
3. Off-by-one errors

A garbage man was doing the rounds one morning in Oklahoma

He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'
The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.
The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'
The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'

My wife and I argue every night that I have a garbage sense of direction

So I took my bags and right

My friend dropped a penny down their garbage disposal, now it no longer works...

...I suggested she drop another one down there to see if it would dislodge the first. I was just giving her my two-cents.

Reddit is like a Hot Pocket.

It's full of garbage and cheese.

I've been trying to throw a garbage can away for three weeks...

but they won't take it.

What do you call a sundae that melts away and turns into garbage?

A Mon-dae

Garbage joke, What do you call a sundae that melts away and turns into garbage?

jokes about garbage

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