The Best 9 Garbage Dump Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Garbage Dump jokes. There are some garbage dump jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garbage dump puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Garbage Dump Jokes and Puns

Dumping garbage

The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up truck into a ditch. The Sheriff asks, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE.'"

My street looks like a garbage dump...

...litter ally!

Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

Where does William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump to the dump to the dump^dump^dump

Why is garbage so sad?

It's down in the dumps.


Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump to the dump to the dump dump.dump, to the dump to the dump to the dump.dump dump...

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump!

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

I know my Valentines day will be full of garbage...

...because I'll get dumped anyway.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the garbage dump jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working garbage dump piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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