The Best 7 Garbage Collector Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Garbage Collector jokes. There are some garbage collector dumpster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garbage collector dump puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Garbage Collector Jokes and Puns

An honest lawyer, a wealthy garbage collector, a teenage girl who's oblivious to what others think of her, and Santa Claus are in an elevator. Who's in the elevator?

Only Santa Claus, the other 3 don't exist.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What kind of training do you need to become a garbage collector

none,you just pick it up as you go along

A lawyer, garbage collector, and hair stylist sit down at a bar

The lawyer orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it right away. The garbage collector orders some tequila and downs it immidiatly. The hair stylist says "I don't do shots" and then quickly dies of polio.

A Strange Career Choice...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"


I remember seeing a garbage collector joke on here

But it was just a throwaway joke

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the garbage collector bins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working garbage collector pail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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