Garbage Can Jokes
142 garbage can jokes and hilarious garbage can puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garbage can that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Garbage Can Short Jokes
Short garbage can jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garbage can humour may include short garbage bin jokes also.
- You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick it up as they go along.
- I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage But I think this sub is doing even better!
- When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company
- Got a new job as a garbage man but I was worried as there's no training. The boss said I'll pick it up as I go.
- Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along.
^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry* - I asked my grocer why garbage bags have become so expensive. He said there's been a hefty demand increase.
- Have you ever looked up synonyms for trash and found they are garbage?
What a waste.
;-; - I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately... because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
- I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.
- You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead.
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Garbage Can One Liners
Which garbage can one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garbage can? I can suggest the ones about garbage and garbage truck.
- What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
...I'll see myself out. - Saw a clock in the garbage the other day! Can't believe people are wasting time!
- What has wheels and flies but it isn't an aircraft? A Garbage truck
- What do you get when a bee is stuck in a garage ? Garbage.
- I'm ashamed to share my most recent math pun.. It's | garbage |
- Rubble is a word for worthless garbage Sorry I meant ruble.
- I think I want to be a garbage man. I hear the industry is picking up!
- What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!
- I love garbage day... Once a week my street celebrates me
- What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
- If Beyblade's were a video game the final boss would be a garbage disposal
- My street looks like a garbage dump... ...litter ally!
- What do you call a group of garbage men? A collection!
- My dad told me to take out the garbage, but I said no.. I refuse.
- Epstein is like a full garbage bag It's not gonna take itself out.
Garbage Can Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about garbage can you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean garbage man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make garbage can pranks.
A wife tells her husband:
"We never go out anywhere…"
"Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"
"Raccoons"? Oh, you mean garbage pandas?
Dumping garbage
The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up truck into a ditch. The Sheriff asks, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE.'"
The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage...
...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.
Peeing in the Flowers...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'Why not make the best of it?'"
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes!'"
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ?
I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work.
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Why do garbage men, TSA agents and h**... have in common?
They all get paid to touch your junk.
World Cut Soccer
A little old Brazilian lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags. One bag had a hole in it and $20 bills were flying out of it.
A policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, you're losing a lot of bills from that bag."
"Darnd!" she said, "Thanks for the warning. I'll go back and pick them up."
"Hold on there! Where'd all that money come from? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no," she said. "My yard backs up on the stadium parking lot and, during tailgate parties, a lot of guys use my flower beds as bathrooms. So I stand behind a bush with my electric hedge clipper and when one is in mid-stream, I fire up the trimmer and say: '$20 or off it comes!'"
"Wow. Good idea!" laughed the cop. "But what's in the other bag?"
"Well," said the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!"
A dangling pointer was trying to address...
But nobody cared as it was referring to a lot of garbage.
What the Great Pacific Garbage Patch and reading have in common?
Both are literacy.
[homophonic joke explainer: "litter a-sea"]
I was going to go as a worthless piece of garbage for Halloween...
...but then I realized I go as that every day of the year.
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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?
New Jersey got to pick first
Where do trailer park miscarriages go?
Out of the trash and into the garbage
I hate my job as a garbage recycler
It's just soda pressing
How did the man who threw his mints in the garbage avoid jail time?
It was ruled he had non-compost-mentos
What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?
Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
When i was little my parents couldn't afford to buy me Garbage Pail Kids.
So they made me a dumpster baby instead.
I saw a documentry on saving the planet
They had some garbage facts
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What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds?
A litter nation.
An honest lawyer, a wealthy garbage collector, a teenage girl who's oblivious to what others think of her, and Santa Claus are in an elevator. Who's in the elevator?
Only Santa Claus, the other 3 don't exist.
What college did the garbage man go to?
P U
Why was the garbage man arrested?
Because he was bin laden.
"The garbage needs to go out. It's full of candy wrappers."
"Is Eminem in there?"
What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?
It was Bin Laden
What's the difference between a garbage truck and a school bus?
One goes around neighborhoods picking up useless pieces of garbage that nobody wants in their houses anymore..
And the other's a garbage truck.
What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?
Garbage gets thrown out.
I know my Valentines day will be full of garbage...
...because I'll get dumped anyway.
Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage.
I don't want unlucky people working in my department.
Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage....
Is that considered a waste of time..?
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Why did God give the seagulls wings?
To beat the French to the garbage
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When I woke up this morning, the garbage disposal was making a funny noise.
Turns out he was just m**... in the next room.
Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?
Because they're not garbage collectors.
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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?
Because he's always talking trash.
A guy walks up to me and asks "What's Punk?"
So I kick over a garbage can and say "That's punk!" So he kicks over the garbage can and says "That's Punk?" and I say "No that's trendy!"
My wife got home and i was covered in garbage
She asked me to explain why i was covered, head to toe in the contents of out trashcan.
I had to refuse
You know why I envy the garbage?
Because it goes out way more then me.
In our fight against garbage and overflowing landfills, I feel like we're under-utilizing our...
...active volcanoes.
I'm married to Wonder Woman.
She wonders when I'll grow up.
She wonders when I'll take the garbage out.
She wonders when I'll finally get a promotion.
She wonders why she ever married me.
I work for a garbage department in a garbage company.
The worst part is? *We don't even recycle.*
Why is garbage so sad?
It's down in the dumps.
I'm a recycle bin...
I'm not garbage, but I might as well be.
Garage sales are garbage sales.
But the B is silent.
Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man?
Because Garbage Woman is redundant
Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?
There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean
Our President of Operations at work has a bright future with the city
He is exceptional at garbage management
What's the difference between litter and garbage?
Depends on whether the puppies survive or not.
What do garbage man eat?
Junk food
Where does William Tell take his garbage?
To the dump to the dump to the dump^dump^dump
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Breaking news: Train carrying politicians hits garbage truck. Lots of trash at the c**... site..
Plus, a bunch of garbage spilled off the truck.
A train carrying republicans to a retreat crashed into a garbage truck.
It's all ok everybody. The trash was completely unharmed.
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump to the dump to the dump dump.dump, to the dump to the dump to the dump.dump dump...
What do you call garbage in outer space?
A Trashteroid
I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.
Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.
What do you call garbage wrapped in small trash bags?
...dumplings
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Differences between Americans and British dialect.
British: Rubbish.
American: Garbage.
British: n**....
American: diper.
British: school.
American: shooting range.
Did you know that if you step on someone's foot
They will open their mouths like a garbage bin.
My gf keeps putting her tampons in the garbage...
Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.
The pathway next to my apartment building has never been cleaned, it's made out of garbage
Litteralley.
What is the difference between a dumpster fire and the 2016 presidential election?
A dumpster fire gets rid of garbage
What is the issue with jokes?
They're like garbage disposals. If you take them apart, you'll never get them back together again, and if you do, they'll sound kind of funny and not work as well.
What do garbage men call their fellow workers?
Litterally, literally.
2016, the year our heros died. 2017, the year our heroes betrayed us. 2018...
Garbage day.
I always wanted to be a garbage man
since they only work one day a week.
What is the opposite of a garbage can?
A garbage can't
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My fiance thought that all men are trash
I told her no, there are only a few garbage men in every town
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WHAT DO YOU CALL RACCOON WHO ATTEMPT TO MATE WITH GARBAGE BAG
THIS IS VERY BAD. TO THIS RACOON YOU MUST SAY "DO NOT PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD."
h**... h**... HEE HEE
The man said,"This thermometer is garbage!'
It's only accurate to a certain degree.
What's the difference between a landfill and a NIMBY?
One's a pile of garbage. The other one is a landfill.
[Racist] A black man taking out two garbage bags was walking to a dumpster...
A drunk guy asked him looking at the bags; How old are they?