Garbage Can Jokes

142 garbage can jokes and hilarious garbage can puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garbage can that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Garbage Can Short Jokes

Short garbage can jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garbage can humour may include short garbage bin jokes also.

  1. You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick it up as they go along.
  2. I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage But I think this sub is doing even better!
  3. When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company
  4. Got a new job as a garbage man but I was worried as there's no training. The boss said I'll pick it up as I go.
  5. Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along.
    ^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*
  6. I asked my grocer why garbage bags have become so expensive. He said there's been a hefty demand increase.
  7. Have you ever looked up synonyms for trash and found they are garbage?
    What a waste.
  8. I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along.
  9. I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately... because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
  10. There isn't much training involved in being a garbage man You just pick it up as you go along

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Garbage Can One Liners

Which garbage can one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garbage can? I can suggest the ones about garbage and garbage truck.

  1. What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
    ...I'll see myself out.
  2. Saw a clock in the garbage the other day! Can't believe people are wasting time!
  3. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
    I'm sorry.
  4. What has wheels and flies but it isn't an aircraft? A Garbage truck
  5. What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck
  6. What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck.
  7. What do you get when a bee is stuck in a garage ? Garbage.
  8. I'm ashamed to share my most recent math pun.. It's | garbage |
  9. Rubble is a word for worthless garbage Sorry I meant ruble.
  10. I think I want to be a garbage man. I hear the industry is picking up!
  11. What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!
  12. I love garbage day... Once a week my street celebrates me
  13. What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
  14. Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash.
  15. How rich are garbage men? Filthy.

Garbage Can Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about garbage can you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean garbage man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make garbage can pranks.

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying, "Who knocked?"

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

A wife tells her husband:
"We never go out anywhere…"
"Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"

Dumping garbage

The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up truck into a ditch. The Sheriff asks, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE.'"

Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients "muppets"

Some of them ended up living in garbage cans.

The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage...

...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.

Peeing in the Flowers...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'Why not make the best of it?'"
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes!'"
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."

Son we need to talk.

Son, we need to talk!
Yes, dad?
Your mother said she saw you watching inappropriate videos online. Those videos are trash, they're garbage and if you keep watching them, you'll go blind!
Yes, son?
I'm over here.

Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ?

I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work.

World Cut Soccer

A little old Brazilian lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags. One bag had a hole in it and $20 bills were flying out of it.
A policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, you're losing a lot of bills from that bag."
"Darnd!" she said, "Thanks for the warning. I'll go back and pick them up."
"Hold on there! Where'd all that money come from? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no," she said. "My yard backs up on the stadium parking lot and, during tailgate parties, a lot of guys use my flower beds as bathrooms. So I stand behind a bush with my electric hedge clipper and when one is in mid-stream, I fire up the trimmer and say: '$20 or off it comes!'"
"Wow. Good idea!" laughed the cop. "But what's in the other bag?"
"Well," said the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!"

I was going to go as a worthless piece of garbage for Halloween...

...but then I realized I go as that every day of the year.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds?

A litter nation.

An honest lawyer, a wealthy garbage collector, a teenage girl who's oblivious to what others think of her, and Santa Claus are in an elevator. Who's in the elevator?

Only Santa Claus, the other 3 don't exist.

What college did the garbage man go to?


Two roaches

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.""Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What's the difference between a garbage truck and a school bus?

One goes around neighborhoods picking up useless pieces of garbage that nobody wants in their houses anymore..
And the other's a garbage truck.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage.

I don't want unlucky people working in my department.

Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage....

Is that considered a waste of time..?

When I woke up this morning, the garbage disposal was making a funny noise.

Turns out he was just m**... in the next room.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common...

They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs.

My street looks like a garbage dump...

...litter ally!

It's been a week since my wife went missing.

The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump!

A guy walks up to me and asks "What's Punk?"

So I kick over a garbage can and say "That's punk!" So he kicks over the garbage can and says "That's Punk?" and I say "No that's trendy!"

I spend my spare time reading the Thesaurus...

because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

You know why I envy the garbage?

Because it goes out way more then me.

In our fight against garbage and overflowing landfills, I feel like we're under-utilizing our... volcanoes.

Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Westboro Baptist's f**...?

There's only two handles on a garbage can.

I'm married to Wonder Woman.

She wonders when I'll grow up.
She wonders when I'll take the garbage out.
She wonders when I'll finally get a promotion.
She wonders why she ever married me.

Why is garbage so sad?

It's down in the dumps.

I'm a recycle bin...

I'm not garbage, but I might as well be.

Garage sales are garbage sales.

But the B is silent.

Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man?

Because Garbage Woman is redundant

I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale

so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.

Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

Our President of Operations at work has a bright future with the city

He is exceptional at garbage management

What's the difference between litter and garbage?

Depends on whether the puppies survive or not.

Where does William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump to the dump to the dump^dump^dump

A train carrying republicans to a retreat crashed into a garbage truck.

It's all ok everybody. The trash was completely unharmed.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump to the dump to the dump dump.dump, to the dump to the dump to the dump.dump dump...

You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.

We should call them garbage people instead.

I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.

Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.

What do you call garbage wrapped in small trash bags?


Differences between Americans and British dialect.

British: Rubbish.
American: Garbage.
British: n**....
American: diper.
British: school.
American: shooting range.

My gf keeps putting her tampons in the garbage...

Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.

If you buy something while in China, you'll cherish it forever...

...But if you buy something that was made in China, it's a piece of garbage.

The pathway next to my apartment building has never been cleaned, it's made out of garbage


What do you call a group of garbage men?

A collection!

My fiance thought that all men are trash

I told her no, there are only a few garbage men in every town

Did you know that a single comma can insult a head of state?

Trash is Putin, the garbage bin.

A Strange Career Choice...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

A lawyer, garbage collector, and hair stylist sit down at a bar

The lawyer orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it right away. The garbage collector orders some tequila and downs it immidiatly. The hair stylist says "I don't do shots" and then quickly dies of polio.

It's not fair to compare Trump to garbage...

...garbage was once useful for something.

I was reading a story the other day about a deranged garbage man running around for years, murdering dozens.

Psychologists said he was a diagnosed Suciopath.

I've spent my isolation reading the thesaurus.

Because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

I just bought a car. This sweet ride has four wheels and flies

Its a garbage truck

I tried to tell a joke about homeless people eating garbage, but it didn't go well...

I realize now that it was in bad taste.

What kind of training do you need to become a garbage collector

none,you just pick it up as you go along

Just watched a 5-minute video of some guy throwing herbs in the garbage

What a complete waste of thyme

What has more than three wheels and flies ?

Garbage trucks

A man was helping his friend clean out his garage.

He noticed an amazing looking belt in the garbage can. It was black, with numerous stars and galaxies etched into it in intricate detail.
"Why are you throwing this out?" He asked.
His friend replied, "It is just such a waist of space."