Garbage Bin Jokes
17 garbage bin jokes and hilarious garbage bin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about garbage bin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Garbage Bin Short Jokes
Short garbage bin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garbage bin humour may include short garbage can jokes also.
- The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.
- My girlfriend is one of the worst cooks in the world Just last night the raccoons offered me money to chip in for a lock on my garbage bin!
- What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
- Did you know that if you step on someone's foot They will open their mouths like a garbage bin.
- What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can? Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
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Garbage Bin One Liners
Which garbage bin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garbage bin? I can suggest the ones about recycle bin and rubbish bin.
- I'm a recycle bin... I'm not garbage, but I might as well be.
- Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden.
- What do you call a vegetable in a trash bin? A garbage
- What do you call a truck in the garbage bin? CARbage
Garbage Bin Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about garbage bin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean garbage truck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make garbage bin pranks.
During English class the teacher asks Little Johnny "have you ever heard of the word contagious before?"
"Of course miss" Johnny replies "my father actually said it when we were talking yesterday".
"Can you repeat it for the class and tell us how he used it in a sentence?"
"Yes, miss. We were watching the neighbour take his garbage out when his bin tipped over spilling rubbish all over the driveway, dad said 'it's going to take the contagious to pick all that up.
A garbage man was doing the rounds one morning in Oklahoma
He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'
The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.
The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'
The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'
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Two policemen are walking through a park and see how a young man is putting an apple core in a plastic bag.
Then he takes another apple, eats it and puts the core in the bag again.
So they approach him: "Excuse me, why do you return the apple cores back in the plastic bag when there's a garbage bin next to you?"
He says: "When I get home, I'll take the apple seeds out of them and eat them. It boosts my intelligence."
"Is that true?"
"If you want, you can have these two apple cores for $4."
So they buy them and eat them. An hour later one of them says:
"Dude, we're s**.... We bought two apple cores for 4 bucks when we'd be able to buy 3 pounds of apples!"
The other replies: "Oh my god, it works!"
The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out.
The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got laid last night. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered the door and the Garbo asked "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
"Oh, I've bin up north." said the resident.
"Nah mate, where's your wheelie bin?" he goes.
"Ahh, I wheelie bin in jail, but I tell everyone I bin up north."