The Best 16 Garb Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Garb jokes. There are some garb forthcoming jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these garb elegant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Garb Jokes and Puns
Becoming a garbage man isn't hard....
you just pick it up as you go along.
^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*
Garbagemen never receive actual training
They just pick things up as they go
You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.
We should call them garbage people instead.
I think I want to be a garbage man.
I hear the industry is picking up!
A garbage man was doing the rounds one morning in Oklahoma
He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'
The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.
The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'
The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'
Two Nuns run out of gas...
Two Nuns run out of gas a mile from the gas station.
They are rummaging around the car for a gas can, or some other container to hold the fuel but all they can find is a bed pan.
So they take the bed pan and walk the mile to the station, fill the pan and walk back to the car.
So there they are, two Nuns in full Nun garb pouring gas into the vehicle from a bed pan.
A man driving by sees the Nuns, sees the bed pan and exclaims:
"Oh, Lord! Now that is faith!"
Why is garbage so sad?
It's down in the dumps.
What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?
Having a chickpea on your face.
What do garbage men call their fellow workers?
Litterally, literally.
What do garbage man eat?
Junk food
"The garbage needs to go out. It's full of candy wrappers."
"Is Eminem in there?"
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Why was the garbage man arrested?
Because he was bin laden.
How do you organize a collection of traditional female garb from India and Japan?
Sari, not sari
Went out drinking with some friends last night and saw a woman in full church garb getting absolutely plastered.
Weirdest thing I've ever seen, bar nun.
Why do garbage men, TSA agents and hookers have in common?
They all get paid to touch your junk.
I saw a garbage truck the other day...
I didn't know nick clegg was moving
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