Garage Jokes

Funniest Garage Short Jokes

Short garage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The garage humour may include short attic jokes also.

1. I think my local garage is ripping me off... does anyone else think £500 for a tesla exhaust is a lot?
2. I'm opening a new gay club called "Garage Sale" Because one mans junk is another mans treasure!
3. I was reversing my car in the garage and asked my son to spot me, and let me know when I hit the wall. I heard a bang. "3:45 PM", he said.
4. I saw a black guy riding a bike near my house yesterday I thought it was mine. So I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food.
5. I sat in my closed garage with the car on for 30 mins... before I realized I shouldn't have gone with the Tesla.
6. What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool? You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
7. I have a jar in my garage labeled, "My Bachelor Years." It's filled with a bunch of random screws.
8. I've got an old project car that I named after my wife. I haven't turned her on in years, now it usually takes a garage full of men to get her motor running.
9. I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage.
10. Dark Jokes? What's worse than 18 dead babies in a bucket? 1 baby in 18 different buckets.
    What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my Garage.
    

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Garage One Liners

Which garage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with garage? I can suggest the ones about basement and tool shed.

1. What do you get when a bee is stuck in a garage ? Garbage.
2. How many cars does it take to fill up a parking garage? A lot.
3. I just had to pay £1 at the garage to pump up my tires. That's inflation for you.
4. Why don't pirates have garage sales? They prefer yarrr sales.
5. I witnessed a crime in a parking garage It was wrong on so many levels!
6. I like my women how I like my bicycle Hanging in my garage until I want to go for a ride
7. LPT: If you've got toddlers at home, and you're going to take them out... You can probably get away with using a light sedative. Save chloroform for children 12 and older.
8. What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? A mirage!
9. Garage sales are garbage sales. But the B is silent.
10. I saw a magic car the other day... It turned into a garage!
11. Why did Paul Simon name his garage funk alternative band? Simon and GarFunkAl.
12. I started a garage band called Insufficient Memory We really need a gig.
13. What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common? I pull out of both of them.
14. The internet has finally determined the true pronunciation of "GIF" It's "g" as in garage
15. I'm getting rid of my Tesla Every time I look at it in the garage it is just revolting

Car Garage Jokes

Here is a list of funny car garage jokes and even better car garage puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I woke up one day, and wanted to go to the store. I went to my garage and saw that my car wasn't there.
  That day, I realized I shouldn't have bought a Ford Escape.
• The reverse gear on our car stopped working, so my wife and I took it to a garage. Moving forward we should be fine.
• One day, Chuck Norris was hit by a car He then rushed the car to the nearest garage and paid for it's repair.
• I'm not saying I drive a small car But whenever I get home, my garage asks if it's in yet.
• I got kicked out of church Apparently it's rude to say going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
• My dad tried to kill himself He parked the car in the garage and left it running for hours with the garage doors closed. He came inside the house after 4 hours when he realized we had a hybrid car.
• What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage.
• A man was sitting in his car while it was running in his garage. He started to feel sleepy... He was exhausted.
• I can't find my car. I've been looking in this parking garage for a good hour and I can't find my car.
  All I remember is that it had a green light above it.
• I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them.

Garage Door Jokes

Here is a list of funny garage door jokes and even better garage door puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My dad told me he put a draw bridge at our house. Turns out, he installed the garage door upside down.
• The FBI has determined the rope in Bubba Wallace's garage was a door pull and not a noose. I guess no noose is good news.
• I just drove my truck into a building! Good thing I opened the garage door first.
• What did Stephen Hawking and Kurt Cobain garage door having common? They were both very brainy

Garage Sale Jokes

Here is a list of funny garage sale jokes and even better garage sale puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "You know when you go to a garage sale, and you find a dusty old box of National Geographics? Yeah, well you're kind of like that.... You've got issues going way back."
• The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage.
• Why does every state have 2 senators? So that one can be the designated driver.
  (overheard an old man at a garage sale telling this).
• I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
• How do you get other people to pay you to haul away your old junk? Tell them it's a garage sale.
• To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg:
  I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale.
  I am so, so sorry.
• The black family across the street from me is having a garage sale. Finally, a chance to buy some of my stuff back!
• I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
  -- Steven Wright
• I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control I just couldn't turn it down.
• My wife bought a bunch of cheap camping supplies from a garage sale. This shall be known as the Summer of my Discount Tent.

Parking Garage Jokes

Here is a list of funny parking garage jokes and even better parking garage puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did picasso say when he entered the parking garage? Where did my van go?
  (courtesy of my teenage daughter)
• A therapist runs his business out of a parking garage... He frequently meets people that are going through a lot.
• Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
• Elon Musk is so rich his his tow-truck is a rocket ship, his parking garage is space, and he can afford an unlimited data plan with no throttling! Yea I mean like no buffering at all.

Garage Band Jokes

Here is a list of funny garage band jokes and even better garage band puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell

Delightful Fun Garage Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

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