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Just been down the garage, £30 for a tyre pump.
Thirty quid!
Thirty b**... quid for a tyre pump!
They were £20 last year! This time last year, same brand, I promise you, twenty quid and not a penny more!
But I guess that's the cost of inflation.
"You know when you go to a garage sale, and you find a dusty old box of National Geographics? Yeah, well you're kind of like that....
You've got issues going way back."
Garage sales are garbage sales.
But the B is silent.
I was at a garage sale yesterday
My wife saw a beautiful grandfather clock, but the guy told her it was beyond repair.
The little hand was broken, and it wouldn't move, so the clock was basically useless.
The guy said if we could fix it, we could take it home with us.
My wife kicked the clock, making the little hand start moving again.
Needless to say, the clock is hours.
I went to a garage sale.
"How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
-- Steven Wright
I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control
I just couldn't turn it down.
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