The Best 7 Gara Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gara jokes. There are some gara wright jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gara sign puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Gara Jokes and Puns

"You know when you go to a garage sale, and you find a dusty old box of National Geographics? Yeah, well you're kind of like that....

You've got issues going way back."

Garage sales are garbage sales.

But the B is silent.

I was at a garage sale yesterday

My wife saw a beautiful grandfather clock, but the guy told her it was beyond repair.

The little hand was broken, and it wouldn't move, so the clock was basically useless.

The guy said if we could fix it, we could take it home with us.

My wife kicked the clock, making the little hand start moving again.

Needless to say, the clock is hours.

I went to a garage sale.

"How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
-- Steven Wright

I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control

I just couldn't turn it down.



When you're in the garage, you're Asian. When you're in the kitchen, you're African. When you're in the attic, you're Australian. In the bathroom...


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gara garage puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gara years piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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