Gangster Jokes
73 gangster jokes and hilarious gangster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gangster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh it up with these hilarious gangster jokes guaranteed to crack a smile. Whether it be Italian gangsters, the Godfather, or any other wannabe mafia-esque mobsters, these scurvy jokes will have you in stitches.
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Funniest Gangster Short Jokes
Short gangster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gangster humour may include short gangsta jokes also.
- A gangster asks his son how his exam went "They questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing, dad."
- Mom, someone called me gangster at school today. Mom: Dont worry I'll go tomorrow and solve this problem
Son: Make sure it looks like an accident. - What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his exams? "Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything!" - What does a gangster rapper Juice Wrld do when they are involved in a shipwreck? Swim fo sho
- What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered.
(If you don't get it: "cross" can mean "betray") - My daughter brought her new boyfriend home to meet us. He seemed a bit of a gangster at first but then I realised he was in fact just deaf.
- What do gay cholo gangsters and nerds have in common? They love being in their homes and doing their essays.
- Where do Italian gangsters live? In the spaghetto.
PS: credits to my girlfriend who came up with it - What do a DND player and a gangster have in common? They both refer to their freinds as those they 'roll with'
- I saw four gangsters beating up on a kid I decided to help. He didn't stand a chance against five of us.
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Gangster One Liners
Which gangster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gangster? I can suggest the ones about mafia and biker gang.
- How do gangsters receive communications? Gmail
- What do you call a gangster who's always on the hunt for a good deal? Al Coupon
- Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto
- What do you call a gangster who wears eyeliner? An emoji.
- Where do French gangsters hang out? The baghetto.
- Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch? Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
- What do you call a gangster horse? Alcapony.
- What do you call it when a gangster accidentally kills a fellow gang member? Homiecide
- What's a gangster's least favorite food? Snitchel.
- Where do adolescent gangsters go? The childhood
- Gangsters are the kindest people. They gather in a group and ask what your problem is
- Why do gangsters hold their guns sideways? Because that's the way it came in the box.
- Why do gangsters hold their pistols sideways? Because that's how it comes in the box :D
- How to you contact tiny gangsters from beyond the grave? Wee G Board
- what do you call gangster spaghetti spaghetto
Hilarious Fun Gangster Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about gangster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ghetto jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gangster pranks.
What is the proper term for 'gangster pee'?
Gee w**....
Kid Complaining
Mom, mom, some kids at School are accusing me of being a gangster.
- do not worry my child. Tomorrow I'll go to your school and i will fix that.
- Okay, but make it look like an accident!
Why isn't the word gangster pronounced [Jang-ster]?
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?
A rice crippy.
Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?
'Cause all their pants are half-off
What do you call a gangster with no limbs?
A crip
I never told them anything.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.
What is it called when a gangster kills his friend?
A Homie-cide
Have you heard about the hobo gangster?
Word on the street is he's roofless.
It was so cold outside...
I saw a gangster pulling up their trousers
Did you hear about the Chinese super gangster that died and whom everyone despised?
He was unbereavable.
What do you call a lazy gangster?
A potato Crip.
How can you tell if your farmer is a certified gangster?
His cornrows are always straight
How do Japanese Gangsters say Hello??
WASABI
(What's up B!)
Why did the gangster shoot the man with one arm?
Because he was a crip
What do you call a sad gangster?
An emoji.
Why did the 1920's gangster get scurvy?
NYAH, 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T TAKE HIS VITAMIN, SEE!
What do you call a Semitic Rastafarian Gangster?
Jew-Mon-G
What email provider do gangsters use?
G-mail
The mob boss sends two of his men to kill a gangster...
They park outside his house half an hour before his expected return, check their guns, and wait. Half an hour later, the gangster's not there. They keep waiting in silence, an hour passes - and he's not there. Time passes, and the target is still not home. Finally, one of the hitmen looks at the watch and says:
"We've been here for three hours, and he still ain't showed up."
"Jeez," the other hitman says, "I hope nothing happened to him."
What do you call it when a s**... gangster gives you an ultimatum?
High blood pressure.
I decided at a young age that I would get buried in the same way as my father
Unfortunately gangsters buried him alive
Side note,could someone please send help
Did you hear about the Mexican gangster who had to drop out of university?
Says he couldn't handle all the essays.
Don and his son
Big time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams. 'How was it?' he asked.
'They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing.'
What do you call a gangster who believes in double standards?
A hypocrip.
What do you call a gay gangster?
A homie s**...
What killed all the 1920's gangsters?
hepatitis see
'Everybody's a gangster until they get punched in the mouth.' - Mike Tyson
And after that, everybody's a gangthter.
5 gangsters calmly walk into a bar.
Immediately, a Karen rushes up to them and starts yelling at them to get out.
"What are you doing!?" yells the bartender. "They haven't even been here for two minutes!"
"Well," the Karen retorts. "I've heard that 5G's are bad for the environment!"
I keep getting the words "Yakuza" and Jakuzzi" mixed up.
Now I'm in real hot water with some Japanese gangsters.
What do you call a gangster with clean teeth?
o**...-G
A gangster approaches someone that has information and draws a gun on him.
"Okay, here's how it works," the gangster said. "You have information, and I want that information. So when I ask a question, you answer truthfully, and you may walk out of here alive."
"Ok, shoot" the man at gunpoint said.
What is the similarity between a small gangster and a board used to talk to the dead?
They are both wee g's
