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30 gangsta jokes and hilarious gangsta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gangsta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Gangsta Short Jokes

Short gangsta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gangsta humour may include short gangster jokes also.

  1. My wife: Are you ever going to stop quoting "Gangstas Paradise"? Me: The way things are going I don't know

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Gangsta One Liners

Which gangsta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gangsta? I can suggest the ones about ghetto and gang members.

  1. Why are gangstas afraid of the rain? Cuz they roofless.
  2. What do gangstas eat at Christmas? A Panne - TONY
  3. Why can gangstas survive the cold? Because they have homie-ostasis
  4. Local gangstas got into the food industry. Burritos a la cartel.
  5. What's a g**... say when a house falls on him? Get off me, homes!
  6. What's it called when Tupac makes a taco? g**... wrap.
  7. Why are some flowers g**... ? Cause they carry pistils.
  8. What kind of parasites do gangstas get? t**... Lice.
  9. Did you hear pooh bear went g**...? He doesn't even give a bother.
  10. Why is coolio always able to play craps? He's got a g**...'s pair a dice.
  11. I asked a g**... for directions once The only one he could give me was straight up
  12. I recently found out the German word for g**... Rap... Glockenspiel.
  13. Why did the folk start dancing? Because some g**... was dissing his flygirl.
  14. Everybody g**... till Animal crossing becomes animal farm
  15. I have a g**... scanner.. It's Brother
Gangsta joke, I have a g**... scanner..

Amusing & Witty Gangsta Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about gangsta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mafia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gangsta pranks.

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How does Snoop give Eminem a Christmas gift?

g**... wrapped.

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Have you heard about the Irish g**... who only wanted all the powers in his neighborhood to be equal?

Good ol' Homie O'Stasis.

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Wholy sh*t

When you are a g**... at 11 and need to be at the church at 12

Gangsta joke, Why can gangstas survive the cold?