The Best 18 Gangsta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gangsta jokes. There are some gangsta choker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gangsta oopsie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gangsta Jokes and Puns

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What's it called when Tupac makes a taco?

Gangsta wrap.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

Gangsta joke, Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Did you hear pooh bear went gangsta?

He doesn't even give a bother.

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.


I asked a gangsta for directions once

The only one he could give me was straight up

I recently found out the German word for Gangsta Rap...

Glockenspiel.

Gangsta joke, I recently found out the German word for Gangsta Rap...

Why did the folk start dancing?

Because some gangsta was dissing his flygirl.

Everybody gangsta till

Animal crossing becomes animal farm

I have a gangsta scanner..

It's Brother

What do gangstas eat at Christmas?

A Panne - TONY

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How does Snoop give Eminem a Christmas gift?

Gangsta wrapped.

Have you heard about the Irish gangsta who only wanted all the powers in his neighborhood to be equal?

Good ol' Homie O'Stasis.

Wholy sh*t

When you are a Gangsta at 11 and need to be at the church at 12

What did the gangsta say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me holmes.

Why can gangstas survive the cold?

Because they have homie-ostasis

Gangsta joke, Why can gangstas survive the cold?

It's so cold…

I saw a gangsta pulling up his pants

All girls are gangsta

They all got a hood

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