The Best 45 Gangs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gangs jokes. There are some gangs sheriffs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gangs gang rape puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Gangs Jokes and Puns

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Why do gangsters hold their pistols sideways?

Because that's how it comes in the box :D

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Why don't gangsters play quidditch?

They always just kill the snitch.

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A gangster asks his son how his exam went

"They questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing, dad."

My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world...

Me: There are asian gangs too
My mom: And they're called study groups!

It's so cold…

I saw a gangsta pulling up his pants

Gangs joke, It's so cold…

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

'Cause all their pants are half-off

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

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What does a gangster rapper Juice Wrld do when they are involved in a shipwreck?

Swim fo sho

Police report: Group of mimes and jesters arrested after brawl.

Police arrested a group of mimes and jesters for starting a fight.

After questioning the 2 gangs, the cops were convinced the jesters were just acting like fools. But the mimes have yet to make a statement.

A recent report shows that

Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this.

My toast was very hairy

Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

He ran on splitting up gangs.

How do gangsters receive communications?


Gangs joke, How do gangsters receive communications?

Mexican gangs be like:

"If you mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!"

I saw four gangsters beating up on a kid

I decided to help. He didn't stand a chance against five of us.

"Atlanta" star says season2 shooting begins this year -News

Chicago PD and local gangs in unison yelled back, you are half a year late wannabes.

Why did the gangster shoot the man with one arm?

Because he was a crip

Why did the 1920's gangster get scurvy?


What did the gangster say to the cannibals?

Yo why you grilling me?

What does Harry Potter and inner city gangs have in common?

They chase snitches

Modern day American gangs try and make out how mad and dangerous they are.

But don't forget, those British twin gangsters from the 60s were Kray-Kray.

Why can gangstas survive the cold?

Because they have homie-ostasis

What did the gangsta say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me holmes.

Gangs joke, What did the gangsta say when his roof fell on him?

Why do gangsters hold their guns sideways?

Because that's the way it came in the box.

I live in the ghetto

There are gangs and stuff all around. Actually, my neighbor is a Blood. But yesterday, sadly, he turned into a Crip when he fell off the roof.

How do gangsters check their e-mails?

With Gmail.

What do gangstas eat at Christmas?

A Panne - TONY

I live in a rough neighborhood

There are lots of gangs here, so it's pretty scary at times.

In fact, my neighbor used to be a blood.

Then he fell off the roof. Now he's a crip.

You know the good thing about gangs?

They carpool

I have a gangsta scanner..

It's Brother

'Everybody's a gangster until they get punched in the mouth.' - Mike Tyson

And after that, everybody's a gangthter.

Everybody gangsta till

Animal crossing becomes animal farm

5 gangsters calmly walk into a bar.

Immediately, a Karen rushes up to them and starts yelling at them to get out.

"What are you doing!?" yells the bartender. "They haven't even been here for two minutes!"

"Well," the Karen retorts. "I've heard that 5G's are bad for the environment!"

What were the names of the two rival vampire gangs?

The bloods and the crypts

My grandad said there's gangs at his retirement village

The blood clots and the cripples

Street gangs of southern LA have started decapitating each other and using the body parts to trade for goods...

The most valuable of which is the Crip toe currency.

I'm working on a book about vampire gangs.

I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.

A gangster approaches someone that has information and draws a gun on him.

"Okay, here's how it works," the gangster said. "You have information, and I want that information. So when I ask a question, you answer truthfully, and you may walk out of here alive."

"Ok, shoot" the man at gunpoint said.

Gangsters are the kindest people.

They gather in a group and ask what your problem is

Why do philosophers like Mexican gangs?

They have a lot of essays

What do you call a brawl between two gangs that can't hear?

A team deafmatch

Why are white gangs the scariest in prisons?

Because they had a fair trial and still ended up there.

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