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47 gangs jokes and hilarious gangs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gangs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Gangs Short Jokes

Short gangs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gangs humour may include short blood gang jokes also.

  1. Why are white gangs the scariest in prisons? Because they had a fair trial and still ended up there.
  2. What does Superman and a blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...
  3. I saw a kid getting beaten up by 4 gang members, so I helped out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us.
  4. What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings.
  5. Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her.
  6. My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too
    My mom: And they're called study groups!
  7. The other day I saw 4 gang members beating up a kid. So I decided to step in. He didn't stand a chance against 5 of us.
  8. Just saw that our local Police Department got 2 huge new trucks with "Criminal Gang Unit" labeled on the sides. Finally, some self awareness.
  9. Man, after joining a Biker Gang: Do we or don't we ride our bikes at the same speed? Biker: Yes, we do. But stop calling it synchronizing our cycles.
  10. Police are on the lookout for a shoplifting gang systematically stealing shirts according to size They're currently at large

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Gangs One Liners

Which gangs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gangs? I can suggest the ones about gang members and biker gang.

  1. Last night I was attacked by a gang of mime. They did unspeakable things to me.
  2. My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to her.
  3. What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
  4. Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang? Atmospheric Pressure.
  5. What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide
  6. My car was stolen and crashed by a gang of 14 year olds It was a minor collision
  7. The other day I was attacked by a gang of clowns So I went straight for the juggler.
  8. In my gang, there's no such thing as blood money. It's Criptocurrency
  9. have you heard about the emu who was kicked out of the emu gang? he was ostrich-sized.
  10. My grandad said there's gangs at his retirement village The blood clots and the cripples
  11. I wish I was in a gang... So I would know what to do with my hands in pictures!
  12. What do you call a gang of ghosts? A hauntourage ~
    happy spooky season haha
  13. how do you defend yourself from a gang of clowns? Going straight for the juggler.
  14. What do you call it when a gangster accidentally kills a fellow gang member? Homiecide
  15. Why is there no gang violence on the space station? Because it is a zero G environment.

Gangs joke, Why is there no gang violence on the space station?

Witty Gangs Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about gangs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mafia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gangs pranks.

A gangster asks his son how his exam went

"They questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing, dad."

5 gangsters calmly walk into a bar.

Immediately, a Karen rushes up to them and starts yelling at them to get out.
"What are you doing!?" yells the bartender. "They haven't even been here for two minutes!"
"Well," the Karen retorts. "I've heard that 5G's are bad for the environment!"

How do gangsters receive communications?


What does a gangster rapper Juice Wrld do when they are involved in a shipwreck?

Swim fo sho

What's a g**... say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

I saw four gangsters beating up on a kid

I decided to help. He didn't stand a chance against five of us.

What were the names of the two rival vampire gangs?

The bloods and the crypts

Street gangs of southern LA have started decapitating each other and using the body parts to trade for goods...

The most valuable of which is the Crip toe currency.

I live in a rough neighborhood

There are lots of gangs here, so it's pretty scary at times.
In fact, my neighbor used to be a blood.
Then he fell off the roof. Now he's a crip.

I'm working on a book about vampire gangs.

I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.

'Everybody's a gangster until they get punched in the mouth.' - Mike Tyson

And after that, everybody's a gangthter.

Gangsters are the kindest people.

They gather in a group and ask what your problem is

A gangster approaches someone that has information and draws a gun on him.

"Okay, here's how it works," the gangster said. "You have information, and I want that information. So when I ask a question, you answer truthfully, and you may walk out of here alive."
"Ok, shoot" the man at gunpoint said.

Why do gangsters hold their guns sideways?

Because that's the way it came in the box.

Why do gangsters hold their pistols sideways?

Because that's how it comes in the box :D

What do you call a brawl between two gangs that can't hear?

A team deafmatch

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Why do philosophers like Mexican gangs?

They have a lot of essays

Freddy from s**... doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

He ran on splitting up gangs.

Police report: Group of mimes and jesters arrested after brawl.

Police arrested a group of mimes and jesters for starting a fight.
After questioning the 2 gangs, the cops were convinced the jesters were just acting like fools. But the mimes have yet to make a statement.

Why did the gangster shoot the man with one arm?

Because he was a crip

A recent report shows that

Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this.
My toast was very hairy

You know the good thing about gangs?

They carpool

I live in the ghetto

There are gangs and stuff all around. Actually, my neighbor is a Blood. But yesterday, sadly, he turned into a Crip when he fell off the roof.

Why did the 1920's gangster get scurvy?


Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

'Cause all their pants are half-off

Everybody g**... till

Animal crossing becomes animal farm

I have a g**... scanner..

It's Brother

Gangs joke, I have a g**... scanner..

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