Gangrenous Jokes
8 gangrenous jokes and hilarious gangrenous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gangrenous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Gangrenous Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good gangrenous joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Guy goes into the hospital with a bad case of gangrene on his foot ...
... doctor says we're going to need to amputate this foot immediately before it spreads .
He goes through surgery and as he wakes up from his slumber the doctor says well sir, I have some good news and bad news, what do you want first?
I'll take the bad news first
Okay, well unfortunately we amputated the wrong foot so we had to amputate both feet due to the mistake and gangrene .
And what the h**... is the good news?!
The patient beside you wants to buy your slippers .
Amputate?
Doctor: Mr. Franco, I'm sorry to tell you that your leg has developed gangrene, and if we don't amputate immediately, you may die due to infection.
Shall I schedule the surgery?
Mr. Franco: Hmm... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.
A woman was having surgery
A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.
Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.
Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.
They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!
What do the undead do to help the environment?
They go gangrene.
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Bad news
Doctor: You had gangrene in both of your hands so we removed them. The good news is that you are still alive. High five now!
Help me finish my joke about this one diabetic's gangrenous foot...
I can't seem to find a kicker.
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Did you hear about the guy who got gangrene in his leg and they cut off the wrong leg? Yeah man it was really messed up. So then of course they had to cut the other leg off, ya know, because it had gangrene. So he sues the doctor right? And the messed up part is the judge throws it out of court.
Yeah he said he didn't have a leg to stand on!
(You have to tell it like it's not a joke until you reach the punch line. Gets people every time)
A gangrene infection
A doctor at a hospital was out back on a smoke break and noticed a man standing at the nearby dumpster. He approached the man to make sure everything was ok and noticed that this man was suffering from a gangrene infection on his leg. Being a caring doctor, he invites the man into the hospital to have his leg examined. During the examination, it's determined that the mans leg needs to be amputated. Upon waking up from his surgery, the man discovers that the doctor amputated the wrong leg. Furious and threatening a lawsuit, he undergoes a second surgery to remove the leg with gangrene. He sues the hospital but he ends up losing because the court ruled that he didn't have a leg to stand on.
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