Gangrene Jokes

7 gangrene jokes and hilarious gangrene puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gangrene that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Fun-Filled Gangrene Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good gangrene joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Guy goes into the hospital with a bad case of gangrene on his foot ...

... doctor says we're going to need to amputate this foot immediately before it spreads .
He goes through surgery and as he wakes up from his slumber the doctor says well sir, I have some good news and bad news, what do you want first?
I'll take the bad news first
Okay, well unfortunately we amputated the wrong foot so we had to amputate both feet due to the mistake and gangrene .
And what the h**... is the good news?!
The patient beside you wants to buy your slippers .


Doctor: Mr. Franco, I'm sorry to tell you that your leg has developed gangrene, and if we don't amputate immediately, you may die due to infection.
Shall I schedule the surgery?
Mr. Franco: Hmm... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.

A woman was having surgery

A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.
Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.
Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.
They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!

They say you shrink when you get older.

My grandma lost a foot in her old age, but I think that was more so due to the gangrene.

What do the undead do to help the environment?

They go gangrene.

Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Patient: Bad news
Doctor: You had gangrene in both of your hands so we removed them. The good news is that you are still alive. High five now!

Help me finish my joke about this one diabetic's gangrenous foot...

I can't seem to find a kicker.

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