The Best 7 Gangrene Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gangrene jokes. There are some gangrene amputee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gangrene tolio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gangrene Jokes and Puns

Guy goes into the hospital with a bad case of gangrene on his foot ...

... doctor says we're going to need to amputate this foot immediately before it spreads .

He goes through surgery and as he wakes up from his slumber the doctor says well sir, I have some good news and bad news, what do you want first?

I'll take the bad news first

Okay, well unfortunately we amputated the wrong foot so we had to amputate both feet due to the mistake and gangrene .

And what the hell is the good news?!

The patient beside you wants to buy your slippers .

Amputate?

Doctor: Mr. Franco, I'm sorry to tell you that your leg has developed gangrene, and if we don't amputate immediately, you may die due to infection.

Shall I schedule the surgery?

Mr. Franco: Hmm... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.

A woman was having surgery

A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.

Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.

Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.

They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!

They say you shrink when you get older.

My grandma lost a foot in her old age, but I think that was more so due to the gangrene.

What do the undead do to help the environment?

They go gangrene.


Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Patient: Bad news
Doctor: You had gangrene in both of your hands so we removed them. The good news is that you are still alive. High five now!

Did you hear about the guy who got gangrene in his leg and they cut off the wrong leg? Yeah man it was really messed up. So then of course they had to cut the other leg off, ya know, because it had gangrene. So he sues the doctor right? And the messed up part is the judge throws it out of court.

Yeah he said he didn't have a leg to stand on!

(You have to tell it like it's not a joke until you reach the punch line. Gets people every time)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gangrene injury jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gangrene surgically piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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