Following is our collection of funny Gangrene jokes. There are some gangrene amputee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gangrene tolio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
... doctor says we're going to need to amputate this foot immediately before it spreads .
He goes through surgery and as he wakes up from his slumber the doctor says well sir, I have some good news and bad news, what do you want first?
I'll take the bad news first
Okay, well unfortunately we amputated the wrong foot so we had to amputate both feet due to the mistake and gangrene .
And what the hell is the good news?!
The patient beside you wants to buy your slippers .
Doctor: Mr. Franco, I'm sorry to tell you that your leg has developed gangrene, and if we don't amputate immediately, you may die due to infection.
Shall I schedule the surgery?
Mr. Franco: Hmm... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.
A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.
Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.
Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.
They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!
My grandma lost a foot in her old age, but I think that was more so due to the gangrene.
They go gangrene.
Patient: Bad news
Doctor: You had gangrene in both of your hands so we removed them. The good news is that you are still alive. High five now!
Yeah he said he didn't have a leg to stand on!
(You have to tell it like it's not a joke until you reach the punch line. Gets people every time)
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gangrene injury jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working gangrene surgically piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.