Gang Members Jokes
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Funniest Gang Members Short Jokes
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- What does Superman and a blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...
- I saw a kid getting beaten up by 4 gang members, so I helped out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us.
- The other day I saw 4 gang members beating up a kid. So I decided to step in. He didn't stand a chance against 5 of us.
- A man was arrested for killing gang members, then cutting off their feet and taking them When apprehended, the man said he had heard it was profitable to sell Crip toes.
- There's a gang in my neighborhood that recruits members by threatening them with all sorts of horrible punishments and tortures if they don't join .. but enough about the Church ..
- What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
- What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake? Get off me, homes.
- I saw 4 gang members beating up a little kid So I decided to step in, there's no chance he can take all 5 of us.
- You are being approached by a lawyer, a lion and a gang member. You are armed with a gun and two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice. - A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge. It was a loco motive.
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Gang Members One Liners
Which gang members one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gang members? I can suggest the ones about blood gang and mafia bosses.
- What do you call it when a gangster accidentally kills a fellow gang member? Homiecide
- Did you hear about the boat full of gang members? It was a blood vessel.
- What are a gang member's favorite alternative medicine? Homie-opathy
- What do you call a member of a bike gang with osteoporosis? Bad to the bone.
- What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam? Essay
- What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props...
- What's a gang member's favorite kind of sandwich? A crip-sy chicken sandwich.
- What do you call a gang member with a broken leg? A cripple
- Why do classical musicians make the best gang members? They always have eachothers Bach.
- What do you call a pacifist hippopotamus gang member? A hippo-crip.
- What is a gang member's favorite skateboarding trick? A cripflip
- What does the Mexican gang member say to the 15 page document? Hey, *essay*!
- What is a oreo? 2 gang members smashing a white boys face.
- What do you call a member of a Jewish gang? A hebro.
- What do l**... and gang members have in common? Stay strapped or get clapped
Giggle-Inducing Gang Members Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about gang members you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biker gang jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gang members pranks.
What do a gang member and a r**... have in common?
They both know how to throw a good h**... down.
Did you hear that the lead singer of Foreigner was killed in an attractive gang member?
Yeah, he was Hot Blooded
A female midget FBI agent went undercover to bust a drug gang by sleeping with gang members.
She was known as the Little Fed Riding Hood.
A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight
The leader of the cannibals says, "Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"
What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?
You dont fit in the hood kid.
What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in?
A white blood cell.
A man wants to join a Alaskan biker gang.
So a man wants to join an Alaskan biker gang and is told by the members he has to do 3 things to get in
1. Drink A fifth of jack
2. Wrestle a bear
3. Make love to an Eskimo women
The man slams the fifth and staggers to his bike and they drive off to the bear cave.
The man lets out a roar and charges into the bear cave. The bikers stand outside and can hear grunts and snarls coming from the cave.
20 or so minutes later the man then staggers out the cave, his clothes torn and covered in blood... He looks at the bikers and says
"Alright, where's this Eskimo women I have to wrestle?!"
A man comes to the entrance of Heaven
A man comes to the entrance of Heaven and is told, "You haven't done anything good, but you haven't done anything bad either. If you can tell me of something amazing you have done, I will let you in."
The man replies, "Well, one time I was driving down the road and I saw some gang members threatening a young lady in an alleyway. I stopped and confronted them. I walked up to the biggest looking dude and slapped him and said, 'You need to leave this young lady alone, or I'm going to kick your a**...!'"
The man at the entrance to heaven asked him, "When did this happen?"
The guy replies, "About five minutes ago."
What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?
He Glocks in
One day St. Peter saw a street gang walking up to the Pearly Gates
St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some low-life, thieving street gang members at the Gates. What do I do?"
God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type; redirect them."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order, and all of a sudden he went running back yelling,
"God, God, they're gone - they're gone!!!"
"Who, the street gang?"
"No, the Pearly Gates!"
A Mexican gang member stole a train for some crazy reason...
Police still don't know anything besides the fact that he has a loco motive.
Four idiots were in the finals stages of becoming full members of the local skin-head biker gang. Their last assignment was to terrorize some Jews at a bar mitzvah later that afternoon.
They failed their final assignment because the rabbi saw them when they first arrived. He had the four skins immediately removed before they caused any trouble.
What interview should you avoid asking Clark Kent to give?
2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco
6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas
9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles
The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight
What medical procedure involves transgender gang members uniting as one?
A blood transfusion
Gang b**...'s last wish.
Why did the gang member from the Bloods wish to be cremated?
He hated crypts.
There's a gang in my area...
There's a gang in my area who recruit new members by threatening them with all kinds of horrible punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church...
Babytalk
A gang member was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured "mother." The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!"
I was out on the west coast, trying to sell some guns to a street gang.
The gang member handed me a bag of severed toes with tiny $'s and tiny blue bandanas tied to them. I said "What's this?! No cash?!" He said it was the latest trend "Crip Toe Currency".
After a few months I wanted to buy a stolen sports car, but had no cash. My friend worked at a morgue so he got me a bag of severed toes and I drew $'s on them and tied tiny red bananas to them. I went to that gang member and tried to pay for the car and he said...
"Sorry. I don't want your Blood Money."