Gang Jokes

Funniest Gang Short Jokes

Short gang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gang humour may include short stag jokes also.

1. What does Superman and a blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...
2. I saw a kid getting beaten up by 4 gang members, so I helped out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us.
3. What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings.
4. Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her.
5. The other day I saw 4 gang members beating up a kid. So I decided to step in. He didn't stand a chance against 5 of us.
6. Just saw that our local Police Department got 2 huge new trucks with "Criminal Gang Unit" labeled on the sides. Finally, some self awareness.
7. Man, after joining a Biker Gang: Do we or don't we ride our bikes at the same speed? Biker: Yes, we do. But stop calling it synchronizing our cycles.
8. Police are on the lookout for a shoplifting gang systematically stealing shirts according to size They're currently at large
9. A gang of midget burglars broke into a butchers but fled empty handed. It seems the steaks were too high.
10. As a young boy I always wanted to join a violent gang Just got accepted into police training, who says dreams don't come true.

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Gang One Liners

Which gang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gang? I can suggest the ones about pong and anger.

1. Last night I was attacked by a gang of mime. They did unspeakable things to me.
2. What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
3. Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang? Atmospheric Pressure.
4. What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide
5. My car was stolen and crashed by a gang of 14 year olds It was a minor collision
6. In my gang, there's no such thing as blood money. It's Criptocurrency
7. have you heard about the emu who was kicked out of the emu gang? he was ostrich-sized.
8. I wish I was in a gang... So I would know what to do with my hands in pictures!
9. What do you call a gang of ghosts? A hauntourage ~
   happy spooky season haha
10. Why is there no gang violence on the space station? Because it is a zero G environment.
11. What were the names of the two rival vampire gangs? The bloods and the crypts
12. What's the difference between a gang and the government? Only one is organized.
13. Why was the black woman pregnant of quadruplets arrested? Gang formation.
14. I'm working on a book about vampire gangs. I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.
15. Did you hear about the boat full of gang members? It was a blood vessel.

Gang Members Jokes

Here is a list of funny gang members jokes and even better gang members puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There's a gang in my neighborhood that recruits members by threatening them with all sorts of horrible punishments and tortures if they don't join .. but enough about the Church ..
• A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge. It was a loco motive.
• What are a gang member's favorite alternative medicine? Homie-opathy
• What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room? You dont fit in the hood kid.
• What medical procedure involves transgender gang members uniting as one? A blood transfusion
• What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning? He Glocks in
• What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam? Essay
• What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props...
• A Mexican gang member stole a train for some crazy reason... Police still don't know anything besides the fact that he has a loco motive.
• What's a gang member's favorite kind of sandwich? A crip-sy chicken sandwich.

Biker Gang Jokes

Here is a list of funny biker gang jokes and even better biker gang puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang....
  Do they have to drive electric bikes?
• An old guy walks into a biker bar... ... And sits down next to the leader of the gang.
  "Your mom is pretty hot, you know?".
  The biker chief sips his beer, sighs...
  "Just go home, dad.".
• What do you call her when St. Nick's wife dumps him to join a biker gang? A rebel without a Claus.
• A new gang of wheelchair bikers have come into town... They call themselves the Rampscallions.
• Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place.
• What did the programmer from the biker gang say? "It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Street Gang Jokes

Here is a list of funny street gang jokes and even better street gang puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was walking down the street the other day and I saw 4 guys ganging up on a little kid I walked right on past because I figured reposting would be a bigger crime than helping beat the kid up.
• Why couldn't Big Bird hang out with the sesame street gang? Because he was ostrich-sized...
• What do you call a gang of moral supremacists marching in the streets, waving flags and telling other people what to do? Pride.

Uproarious Gang Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about gang you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gang pranks.