Gandhi Jokes
65 gandhi jokes and hilarious gandhi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gandhi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of hilarious Lee Gandhi jokes that will make you laugh out loud! Read on to discover jokes about Delhi, Barefoot, and Punjab! Be sure to share the best ones with your friends and family!
Funniest Gandhi Short Jokes
Short gandhi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gandhi humour may include short barefoot jokes also.
- If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would you choose? "Gandhi."
Why him?
"More food for me." - I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat i told them "My hat my candy"
- John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon... History shows if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
- Why were Gandhi's remains compressed to make piles of 50 rupee coins? he said "be the change you wish to see in the world".
- What did Gandhi say while having dinner with the Queen of England? "Could you pass the salt?"
- Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause
- Kennedy, Lennon, Gandhi If you don't want you kids assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
- Mahatma Gandhi was once thrown out of an Indian bakery. Not surprising really . . . He was widely known for being naan-violent.
- Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald "Because he always spoke the truth"
"Oh! That's why woman have long hair" - If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries... ... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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Gandhi One Liners
Which gandhi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gandhi? I can suggest the ones about mahatma gandhi and mahatma.
- Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence.
- Gandhi's Mum: How much do you Love me? Gandhi: From the bottom of Mahatma
- What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move? Nah, mastay
- Why was Gandhi thrown out of the orchestra? He rejected the violins.
- What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? Na 'ma ste
- Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi
- Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence? Because Hindus hate beef
- Don't believe everything you see on internet. -Mahatma Gandhi
- What did Gandhi say after his hunger strike? That was fast.
- So what is the difference between People and Bullets?
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People miss Gandhi - What do Gandhi and Usain Bolt have in common? They both fast
- The sequel to Gandhi fasting and Furious
- Why was Gandhi a pacifist? He was naan violent
- Why Didn't Gandhi's Broken Arm Repair? Because he fought the Caste system
- What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 Sikhs
Mahatma Gandhi Jokes
Here is a list of funny mahatma gandhi jokes and even better mahatma gandhi puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
Howlingly Hilarious Gandhi Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about gandhi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halitosis jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gandhi pranks.
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As I'm sure you've heard, Gandhi, a very spiritual man, used hunger strikes and peaceful marches as tactics to bring attention to the plight of his people. Unfortunately, this had some negative effects on his health and well being. Besides overall weakness due to lack of food, persistent near starvation caused him to have truly awful breath. The constant walking, typically bare foot or in light sandals, gave him endless bunions and corns on his poor feet.
So it would be fair to say that he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi...
...walked barefoot a lot, which probably produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. I've heard he also ate very little, which could have made him rather frail. The odd diet he kept leads me to believe he suffered from bad breath. I suppose you could have called him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Thought I'd share a favorite on my cake day
Gandhi used to walk barefoot on most days, neglecting modern footwear, and eventually grew a strong set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather weak and with his odd diet, suffered from very, very bad breath. To others he smelled atrocious, this super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?
He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.
(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)
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Mahatma Gandhi was a good man...
He also had an odd diet which gave him a pretty pungent breath, not only did he have bad breath from his diet but it also made him incredibly skinny. Another thing he did was walk around barefoot all the time so his feet were tougher than most people's.
I guess you could call him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Why did Gandhi lose the race?
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'.
He said to his mother "I thought Gandhi was cremated."
Mahatma Ghandi never wore shoes...
Gandhi never wore shoes, and so his feet were always covered in loads of callouses and blisters. And because he never ate food, he was always very frail. Furthermore his fasting caused him to have horrible breath. So...
I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Gandhi was asked "What is your opinion on American civilisation?"
He said "It is an excellent idea".
So this guy I knew mentioned how the world would be better off without humans because of global warming, etc.
I told him that Gandhi once said "Be the change that you want to see in the world"..
Ghandi
Mahatma Gandhi lived a strange life
Because of his odd diet, he was plagued by a constant case of bad breath. This diet also left him rather thin and frail.
Because he didn't wear shoes, and he walked everywhere, he developed an impressively thick set of calluses on the soles of his feet.
All-in-all, he was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Our government leaders have obviously never played Civ....
If they had they would know that not investing in education science and the economy coupled with an unreasonably large military is a a good way to get worked over by Gandhi later in the game.
What do you call a peace activist who is starting a pizza delivery business?
Papa Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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It took Gandhi over a month to cross the Alps barefoot, no washing, worn out, and survived only on garlic. He was a...
Super-calloused fragile mystic, extra halitosis.
Why did everyone else quit after Gandhi joined the Fight Club?
First rule of fight club is: You shall speak the truth about Fight Club
Call me Gandhi...
'cause they're about to get pacified
What does Gandhi think about feminists who believe in equality?
He thinks it would be a great idea.
When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike
People would routinely bring him flattened bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.
What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him?
A Super-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
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What is the only thing common between Gandhi and h**...?
Both are dead.
Historians now think that Gandhi wasn't starving himself in protest
Although he did not eat for long periods of time, which may look like fasting, It it now hypothesized that he was just trying African food.
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Queen Elizabeth and Indira Gandhi
My dad told me this joke when I was young, and I think it's HILARIOUS:
Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was once invited by Queen Elizabeth. Both of them were riding in the Queen's horse-driven carriage when one of the horses f**....
Petrified and embarrassed by the horse's toot, the Queen apologizes to Indira Gandhi, "I'm sorry," she said.
Indira Gandhi replied, "Oh that's okay. But I thought it was the horse!"
Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.
Now, we all know that Mahatma Gandhi didn't wear shoes when he walked, so he had rather large calluses on his feet. He also did not eat much, making him rather frail, and due to his diet, his breath was unpleasant, to say the least.
He was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
A famous Hindi joke! Let's see if the translation works!
Once, Mahatma Gandhi was on a visit to the Mental Hospital. He bumped in a patient who had recovered by then
Gandhiji asked him, "So, how are you now?"
"I feel better. Tell me what's your name?"
"Mohandas Gandhi."
"I, too, was saying this before getting admitted to the hospital!"
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What do we know about Gandhi?
Well, he walked barefoot and was a vegetarian.. he ate very little and practiced yoga, and was a minimalist who likely didn't brush his teeth either, giving him bad breath.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
