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Why do l**... shop at Gander Mountain?
Because they don't like d**....
Don't believe everything you hear.
I went to the goose store the other day and asked if they had any deals. He said he wasn't sure but to feel free to take a gander. And now here I am, in jail, with my "shoplifted goose".
I was driving with my friend when he pointed out a gaggle of geese in the field next to us.
So I turned my head and took a gander.
I've been looking to get rid of some male geese.
Would you like to take a gander?
What do you call a goose in a tuxedo telling the news?
Media Proper Gander
Train passes a flock of sheep
Passenger says to his friend, wonder how many sheep there are.
His friend takes a quick gander, shrugs, and remarks, Looks like 82.
What? How do you know that??
Easy. I counted their legs and divided by 4.
Just like his father, Kim Jong Un takes a binocular wherever he goes.
For proper gander purposes.
A government run initiative to restore the male geese population is getting a lot of media attention...
Critics are referring to it as proper gander.
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