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Air tragedy in Newfoundland...

A two-seater single engine Cessna 152 crashed in foggy conditions near the Gander airport, crashing into the nearby cemetery.
Newfie rescue squads have recovered 385 bodies so far, and that number is expected to climb as digging continues.

My cousin recently had an operation to become a goose

He's transgander.

Why do l**... shop at Gander Mountain?

Because they don't like d**....

Don't believe everything you hear.

I went to the goose store the other day and asked if they had any deals. He said he wasn't sure but to feel free to take a gander. And now here I am, in jail, with my "shoplifted goose".

What do you call a female goose who feels they should've been born male

Transgander

My wife and I made a list of people we can sleep with if we ever met. She picked Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, and Cam Gigandet

I picked her sister, her cousin, and our neighbor because men are simple like that.

What do you call a goose who has undergone gender reassignment surgery?

Transgander!

I was driving with my friend when he pointed out a gaggle of geese in the field next to us.

So I turned my head and took a gander.

I've been looking to get rid of some male geese.

Would you like to take a gander?

What do you call a goose in a tuxedo telling the news?

Media Proper Gander

Train passes a flock of sheep

Passenger says to his friend, wonder how many sheep there are.
His friend takes a quick gander, shrugs, and remarks, Looks like 82.
What? How do you know that??
Easy. I counted their legs and divided by 4.

Just like his father, Kim Jong Un takes a binocular wherever he goes.

For proper gander purposes.

A government run initiative to restore the male geese population is getting a lot of media attention...

Critics are referring to it as proper gander.

Why does everyone listen to the well dressed goose?

He's a proper gander.

What do you call a goose journalist

A Propa-gander

I finally realise why it's called a wild goose chase

You're taking a gander somewhere you shouldn't.

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

What do you call a Michigander with 30 beer bottles?

Not sure, but theyre soon to be two duecers drunker

Did you hear about the chicken who became a goose?

It was transgander.

Did you hear about the person who wanted to become a goose?

They're Transgander.

Y'all ever heard of the Bangandese? They're a remote tribe in Africa, and

I'd tell you about them... if I weren't so busy Bangandese nuts across yo face

What's good for the goose is good for the gander...

What is the goose needs a hysterectomy?

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